| 1 | Intro | 2:41 | ||
| 2 | There's An Oil Tanker Named Condoleeza Rice | 4:22 | ||
| 3 | Bleeched Bumbaclot Warning | 3:25 | ||
| 4 | If You Were A McDonalds, Your Lips Would Be An Orange Soda, But Your Dick Would Be A Shrivled Up Fry | 2:38 | ||
| 5 | Some People Know How To Roll When They Fall Off A Bike (Hrsta Remix) | 3:52 | ||
| Remix - Hrsta | ||||
| 6 | My Dick Is This Small Because It's -40 | 4:50 | ||
| 7 | The Ground Is Really Unforgiving When You Fall (Hrsta Remix) | 4:54 | ||
| Remix - Hrsta | ||||