| 1 | El Gallito Intro | |||
| 2 | There's An Oil Tanker Named Condoleeza Rice | |||
| 3 | Bleeched Bumbaclot Warning | |||
| 4 | If You Were A McDonalds, Your Lips Would Be An Orange Soda, But Your Dick Would Be A Shriveled-up Fry | |||
| 5 | Klootzak Keizer Intro | |||
| 6 | Vanilla Ice Corrals His Pet Wallaroo, Bucky, Into A Trailer After It, And His Goat Pal Honcho, Escaped From A Relative's Home | |||
| 7 | 8 Months Stuck In A Shipping Container With 12 Jehovah's Witnesses | |||
| 8 | From The Time You're Born They Make You Feel So Small | |||
| 9 | Cats Don't Judge People Do | |||
| 10 | Some People Know How To Roll When They Fall Off A Bike (Hrsta Remix) | |||
| Remix - Hrsta | ||||
| 11 | My Dick Is This Small Because It's -40 Degrees F | |||
| 12 | The Ground Is Really Unforgiving When You Fall (Hrsta Remix) | |||
| Remix - Hrsta | ||||
| 13 | Shoving The Guardian Up My Ass While Binge Drinking With A Hoodie On | |||
| 14 | Will Death Stop Lenny Kravitz's Ego? | |||
| 15 | Easy E White House Dinner Menu Problem | |||