| 1 | Some Hits | 1:18 | ||
| Written-By - A.C.* | ||||
| 2 | Some More Hits | 0:45 | ||
| Written-By - A.C.* | ||||
| 3 | Pepe, The Gay Waiter | 0:38 | ||
| Written-By - Seth Putnam | ||||
| 4 | Even More Hits | 0:49 | ||
| Written-By - A.C.* | ||||
| 5 | M.J.C. | 1:26 | ||
| Written-By - A.C.* | ||||
| 6 | Flower Shop Guy | 0:51 | ||
| Written-By - Seth Putnam | ||||
| 7 | Living Colour Is My Favorite Black Metal Band | 0:48 | ||
| Written-By - A.C.* | ||||
| 8 | Lenny's In My Neighborhood | 0:39 | ||
| Written-By - A.C.* | ||||
| 9 | Stayin' Alive (Oi! Version) | 1:23 | ||
| Written-By - Beegees* | ||||
| 10 | Benchpressing The Effects On Kevin Sharp's Vocals | 0:37 | ||
| Written-By - A.C.* | ||||
| 11 | Josue | 0:10 | ||
| Written-By - A.C.* | ||||
| 12 | Delicious Face Style | 2:00 | ||
| Written-By - Seth Putnam | ||||
| 13 | #19 To Go | 0:16 | ||
| Written-By - Seth Putnam | ||||
| 14 | "Stealing Seth's Ideas" The New Book By Jon Chang | 1:05 | ||
| Written-By - A.C.* | ||||
| 15 | Morbid Dead Guy | 1:00 | ||
| Written-By - Seth Putnam | ||||
| 16 | Believe In The King | 0:57 | ||
| Written-By - A.C.* | ||||
| 17 | Don't Call Japanese Hardcore Jap Core | 0:35 | ||
| Written-By - Seth Putnam | ||||
| 18 | Shut Up Mike (Part 2) | 0:32 | ||
| Written-By - Bratface , Seth Putnam | ||||
| 19 | Hey, Aren't You Gary Spivey? | 0:43 | ||
| Written-By - A.C.* | ||||
| 20 | Breastfeeding JM J. Bullock's Toenail Collection | 4:48 | ||
| Written-By - Seth Putnam | ||||
| 21 | Fore Play With A Tree Shredder | 0:50 | ||
| Written-By - Seth Putnam | ||||
| 22 | 2 Down 5 To Go | 0:30 | ||
| Written-By - A.C.* | ||||
| 23 | I Liked Earache Better When Dig Answered The Phone | 0:28 | ||
| Written-By - A.C.* | ||||
| 24 | Brain Dead | 1:34 | ||
| Written-By - John Kozik , Seth Putnam | ||||
| 25 | Newest H.C. Song #3 | 0:25 | ||
| Written-By - Kurt Habelt , Salmon Patties , Seth Putnam | ||||
| 26 | The Sultry Ways Of Steve Berger | 0:51 | ||
| Written-By - A.C.* | ||||
| 27 | Escape (The Pina Colada Song) | 0:59 | ||
| Written-By - A.C.* , Rupert Holmes | ||||
| 28 | Lives Ruined By Music | 2:11 | ||
| Written-By - Seth Putnam | ||||
| 29 | Still A Freshman After All These Years | 0:47 | ||
| Written-By - A.C.* | ||||
| 30 | I'm Still Standing | 0:10 | ||
| Written-By - A.C.* , Elton John | ||||
| 31 | Art Fag | 0:48 | ||
| Written-By - Paul Kraynak , Seth Putnam | ||||
| 32 | John | 0:37 | ||
| Written-By - A.C.* | ||||
| 33 | Newest H.C. Song #4 | 0:15 | ||
| Written-By - Seth Putnam | ||||
| 34 | Song #9 (Instrumental) | 1:33 | ||
| Written-By - Seth Putnam | ||||
| 35 | Cleft Palate | 0:17 | ||
| Written-By - A.C.* | ||||
| 36 | Theme From The A-Team | 0:45 | ||
| Written By - Some Guy | ||||
| 37 | Old Lady Across The Hall With No Life | 1:05 | ||
| Written-By - A.C.* | ||||
| 38 | Shut Up Paul | 0:23 | ||
| Written-By - A.C.* | ||||
| 39 | Lazy Eye (Once A Hank, Always A Hank) | 1:03 | ||
| Written-By - A.C.* | ||||
| 40 | American Woman | 2:04 | ||
| Written-By - Guess Who, The | ||||