| 1 | Jack Kevorkian Is Cool | 0:40 | X | |
| 2 | Valujet | 1:28 | X | |
| 3 | You've Got No Friends | 1:12 | X | |
| 4 | You Keep A Diary | 1:12 | X | |
| 5 | You Own A Store | 0:37 | X | |
| 6 | You Got Date Raped | 0:49 | X | |
| 7 | Recycling Is Gay | 0:36 | X | |
| 8 | You're A Cop | 1:50 | X | |
| 9 | You Can't Shut Up | 0:18 | X | |
| 10 | You've Got Cancer | 0:30 | X | |
| 11 | We Just Disagree | 0:32 | X | |
| 12 | Hungry Hungry Hippos | 0:18 | X | |
| 13 | You Are An Interior Decorator | 0:51 | X | |
| 14 | Pottery's Gay | 0:39 | X | |
| 15 | Rich Goyette Is Gay | 0:53 | X | |
| 16 | Branscombe Richmond | 1:35 | X | |
| 17 | You Live In Allston | 0:53 | X | |
| 18 | You Are A Food Critic | 0:54 | X | |
| 19 | Just The Two Of Us | 0:27 | X | |
| 20 | Your Band's In The Cut-Out Bin | 1:10 | X | |
| 21 | You're Gay | 0:37 | X | |
| 22 | You Look Adopted | 1:17 | X | |
| 23 | Your Cousin Is George Lynch | 0:10 | X | |
| 24 | You Have Goals | 0:22 | X | |
| 25 | You Drive An Iroc | 0:55 | X | |
| 26 | You Play On A Softball Team | 0:57 | X | |
| 27 | Because You're Old | 0:45 | X | |
| Vocals - Hillary Logee | ||||
| 28 | You Sell Cologne | 0:30 | X | |
| 29 | Being A Cobbler Is Dumb | 0:27 | X | |
| 30 | You Live In A Houseboat | 0:45 | X | |
| 31 | Richard Butler | 1:32 | X | |
| 32 | 311 Sucks | 0:39 | X | |
| 33 | Your Kid Is Deformed | 0:40 | X | |
| 34 | You Are An Orphan | 1:05 | X | |
| 35 | You're Old (F@#k You) | 0:12 | X | |
| 36 | You Go To Art School | 0:55 | X | |
| 37 | Your Best Friend Is You | 0:53 | X | |
| 38 | You're In A Coma | 1:18 | X | |
| 39 | Windchimes Are Gay | 0:10 | X | |
| 40 | No, We Don't Want To Do A Split Seven Inch With Your Stupid F@#king Band | 0:28 | ||
| 41 | René Auberjonois | 0:40 | ||
| 42 | The Internet Is Gay | 0:25 | X | |
| 43 | Ha Ha, Your Wife Left You | 1:11 | X | |
| 44 | Hootie And The Blowfish | 0:38 | X | |
| 45 | You Went To See Dishwalla And Everclear (You're Gay) | 0:22 | X | |
| 46 | Locking Drop Dead In McDonalds | 0:20 | X | |
| 47 | Technology's Gay | 0:25 | X | |
| 48 | Your Favorite Band Is Supertramp | 0:37 | X | |
| 49 | I'm In A.C. | 0:20 | ||
| 50 | You (Fill In The Blank) | 0:26 | X | |
| 51 | Kyle From Incantation Has A Mustache | 4:10 | X | |
| Drums - Kyle Severn | ||||
| 52 | Bonus Track #3 | 0:09 | X | |
| Vocals - Hillary Logee | ||||