| 1 | Brokeback Building Site | 1:08 | ||
| 2 | The Skilling Bike | 1:00 | ||
| 3 | Reading Pain In The Face Of A Duck | 0:38 | ||
| 4 | All The Forks, Forky Fork | 1:23 | ||
| 5 | Standupsitdowngetupfaffaround | 0:27 | ||
| 6 | The Lead Thief | 2:09 | ||
| 7 | Fancy A Game Of Fuck You Palin? | 0:17 | ||
| 8 | Dangerous Megathumbs | 0:16 | ||
| 9 | Flapjack Your Body | 0:43 | ||
| 10 | Chris's Printer | 0:42 | ||
| 11 | Brackish Water | 2:36 | ||
| 12 | Revenge Of The Pencock | 0:22 | ||
| 13 | Next Level | 1:02 | ||
| 14 | You Know When You've Been Winked At By Euback's Winking Winky | 0:19 | ||
| 15 | I Love Cat | 0:28 | ||
| 16 | Porkpienapple | 0:25 | ||
| 17 | Salvador Dahlin Wahlin | 0:06 | ||
| 18 | Bullhang In The Bristol Channel | 0:12 | ||
| 19 | Dingy Veils, Rumpled Gown | 0:48 | ||
| 20 | Old People's Bums Are Very Flat | 1:26 | ||
| 21 | Sidney Darken | 0:55 | ||
| 22 | Full Plastic Helmet Full Mental Jacket | 1:10 | ||
| 23 | Ever Punishing Krow | 0:52 | ||
| 24 | I Love Dog | 1:47 | ||
| 25 | Crapboasts | 2:19 | ||
| 26 | Dude Where's My Car | 1:11 | ||
| 27 | My Bum & The Bi-Mums | 0:36 | ||
| 28 | Dwhoooo! | 0:59 | ||
| 29 | Kajsa | 1:44 | ||
| 30 | I Know Michael Jackson | 0:11 | ||
| 31 | Furtive Movements Of The Skulking Muslim | 0:51 | ||
| 32 | The Pitiful Door | 0:26 | ||
| 33 | Can I Have The Data? | 0:47 | ||
| 34 | Andy Townsend's Crappy Computer | 0:11 | ||
| 35 | I Like Things | 0:40 | ||
| 36 | Do You Remember That Film With Sigourney Weaver? | 0:51 | ||
| 37 | Grunder II | 0:14 | ||
| 38 | Yeah, Snake Oil | 2:17 | ||
| 39 | The Boss's Beef Melon | 0:11 | ||
| 40 | I Am The Guv'nor, You Deal With Me | 0:38 | ||
| 41 | One Of Us Has Written A Novel | 1:24 | ||
| 42 | It's Called 'Earth Inc' | 0:19 | ||
| 43 | ISBN# 978 0556105 30 | 0:43 | ||
| 44 | Have You Ever Seen Fish And Chips Like These? | 1:56 | ||
| 45 | A Snake Is Not An Animal | 0:17 | ||
| 46 | Chelmsfail | 0:19 | ||
| 47 | You're Pickin The Bones Out | 0:46 | ||
| 48 | Cockalainie | 1:07 | ||
| 49 | Sugary Shearer | 0:46 | ||
| 50 | They'll Never Succeed In Taking Over The Government Of France | 0:15 | ||
| 51 | Mum & Dad | 0:21 | ||
| 52 | I'll Have A Thanks Very Much | 0:38 | ||
| 53 | Bleak Sieve | 1:03 | ||
| 54 | Threads | 2:06 | ||
| 55 | Nice Hair Sieve | 0:32 | ||
| 56 | Involuntary Dolphins | 0:26 | ||
| 57 | A Duck Is One Mean Machine | 3:05 | ||
| 58 | Blow A Dog's Hair Out | 1:31 | ||
| 59 | Gonashvili | 1:32 | ||
| 60 | The Hissing Butt | 0:28 | ||
| 61 | Mindprobe Sieve | 0:56 | ||
| 62 | Black Crunchy Nut Man | 0:47 | ||
| 63 | Kolme Kitaraa | 0:14 | ||
| 64 | My Wife Kracked A Little Gig Off In Krakow | 0:29 | ||
| 65 | Gluey Stepmum | 0:56 | ||
| 66 | Taking The Noro On The Chin | 2:22 | ||
| 67 | Acropolis Now | 0:11 | ||
| 68 | We Went To Chicago We Did | 0:41 | ||
| 69 | Wheelchair Sieve | 0:20 | ||
| 70 | Taking The Bedlington Terrier For A Walk | 0:24 | ||
| 71 | Duckdiamond | 1:00 | ||
| 72 | Knocked Up A Lil Grey Pigs Face Thing | 0:22 | ||
| 73 | Chris Moyles Is Not A Paedophile | 0:36 | ||
| 74 | The Salmon Meal | 0:53 | ||
| 75 | Down At The Quiz | 0:23 | ||
| 76 | Panickin Skywalker | 0:09 | ||
| 77 | Foameyes 735 | 0:55 | ||
| 78 | Giving Up (Again) | 1:49 | ||
| 79 | He Had Money All Along | 0:48 | ||
| 80 | Hubcap Ernie | 0:29 | ||
| 81 | Snow Dalek | 0:15 | ||
| 82 | A Couple Of Old School Mates | 0:56 | ||
| 83 | Anybody Wanna Do Our Next Album For Us? | 0:52 | ||
| 84 | The Boardgame That Crashed | 1:01 | ||
| 85 | I Couldn't Tell You That I Loved You Enough | 0:41 | ||
| 86 | What? You're Gonna Kill Me? Down The Phone? | 1:21 | ||
| 87 | This Track Has To Title | 1:19 |