| A1 | Can't Get Hitler Off My Radio | |||
| A2 | BirthFirst! #1 | |||
| A3 | BirthFirst! #2 | |||
| A4 | BirthFirst! #3 | |||
| A5 | Impregnated By The State | |||
| A6 | God Knows Everything | |||
| A7 | Arbeit Macht Frei | |||
| A8 | Arbeit Macht Christ | |||
| A9 | Happy Goys Are Here Again! | |||
| A10 | Candy-iasis | |||
| A11 | Glossalalia | |||
| A12 | Satan Is Alive And Well In Portland | |||
| A13 | American Anti-Crustacean League | |||
| A14 | Biblical Archaeology | |||
| B1 | Have Mercy On Us | |||
| B2 | Rectal Prolapsy | |||
| B3 | God's Anvil | |||
| B4 | Raise The Flag | |||
| B5 | Holiday In Somalia | |||
| B6 | Divine Surfers | |||
| B7 | Nose To Nose With Satan | |||
| B8 | Biblical Butcher Store (Div. Surfers Part 2) | |||
| B9 | Thanks For Lunch | |||
| B10 | A Pagan Sacrament |
The Christal Methodists have cranked out a living testimony to fundamentalist powers over public airwaves. What you hear are actual recordings taken mostly from live AM radio deep in the bleedin' heart of Texas, a land creeping with Davidians, snake oil salesmen, Luby's whores, and wicked talk radio. The Christal Methodists invade the dark and fiery territory of Old Testament talk radio.
Don't be tricked into believing for a golldurned second that these snippets aren't indeed the very spoken words of prophets and divine mouthpieces. We Methodists preach authentic Scripture straight from the pulpit--we're on the lips and the tips of the radio.