El Coco - Mondo Disco

This record is an absolute classic. I've never met anyone else who's actually heard it, but after you hear it it's one of those things that you just want to share with everyone you own.

Set the stage first. Light some incense, pop a Quaalude or two, and get the party started with a little Christopher Cross or Captain & Tenille. Then, just when you're starting to "feel the mood", sneak this piece of wax in. Take a hit of amyl nitrate. Let it soak in.

This is one of those things that defies parody. It simply must be heard to be believed. It also goes well with imagery from "Zardoz" or "Logan's Run."