| A1 | Be Careful You Don't Pull Your Eye Out | 0:37 | ||
| A2 | My Skeleton Speaks Spanish | 0:23 | ||
| A3 | Death Of A Mischevous Creature | 0:25 | ||
| A4 | Declaration Of Independence | 0:27 | ||
| A5 | Parrot Dies In Church | 0:30 | ||
| A6 | The Subconscious Is Not Such A Dangerous Thing, You Know | 0:08 | ||
| A7 | This One's Fer Me Mate II | 0:33 | ||
| A8 | Walking On The Water Is Top Comedy | 0:19 | ||
| A9 | The Day I Kissed Nate Tate On The Mouth | 0:20 | ||
| A10 | Vines Hats Heads | 0:26 | ||
| A11 | The Day I Kissed A Naughty Whelk On The Mouth | 0:20 | ||
| A12 | <-> IV | 0:24 | ||
| A13 | Exposition For A Potential John Stevens Memorial | 0:29 | ||
| A14 | The Day I Kissed Mister + Missus Muck On The Mouth | 0:10 | ||
| A15 | Triangle | 0:03 | ||
| A16 | Voltage Of Air Rifle | 0:38 | ||
| A17 | By Placing Your Finger Alongside Of Your Teeth You Can Make A Sound Which Will Change The World | 0:50 | ||
| A18 | Lip + Hit Me | 0:03 | ||
| A19 | Fine Alphabet Fetish | 0:25 | ||
| B1 | Skiwear Just Looks Stupid | 0:37 | ||
| B2 | Your Eyebrows Were A Deciding Factor | 1:09 | ||
| B3 | The Day I Kissed 6 Brown Brothers On The Mouth | 0:37 | ||
| B4 | Rock 'N' Roll Is Crazy | 0:30 | ||
| B5 | Map Of Manchester Used As Toilet Paper | 0:16 | ||
| B6 | Don't Think It Don't Say It | 0:21 | ||
| B7 | Move To The Beat 1988 | 0:26 | ||
| B8 | Chipped Chrome, Concrete Monstrous | 0:12 | ||
| B9 | Fake Guitar | 0:03 | ||
| B10 | Top Shellsuits | 0:31 | ||
| B11 | Instrumental With My Gun | 0:01 | ||
| B12 | Am I Wasting My Time Counting The Change | 0:08 | ||
| B13 | Wigger Onanie | 0:38 | ||
| B14 | Lost His Leg In A Lively Game Of Lego | 0:19 | ||
| B15 | The Quickest Way To Get The Keys To The City Of Stoke-On-Trent Is To Paint The Psychic TV Logo On The Side Of The Twyfords Factory | 0:42 | ||
| B16 | The Day I Kissed Maxine Buttery On The Mouth | 0:15 | ||
| B17 | Video Footage Of Coughing Blab-er | 0:19 | ||
| B18 | Cassle | 0:12 | ||
| B19 | Macho Rhythm | 0:16 | ||
| B20 | Clinking Pit | 0:13 |