These remixes are a perfect example of why you should never have just one DJ remix your song. "Bedtime Story", one of my favorite Madonna songs of all time somehow fell almost entirely on the mixing board of Junior Vasquez. Junior's mix of jungle-drum rhythms and absurd synth chords just do not lend well to pop music. In Junior's mind, everything should be remixed in his style to play over and over again at mindless white parties and Ibiza club nights.

If you want to hear the worst of Junior Vasquez look no further than these remixes. I still wish they would have extended the original version and left it at that.