| 1 | The Prom Queen Has A Penis | 1:27 | ||
| 2 | BMTH And My Other Favorite Bands! | 4:08 | ||
| 3 | The Football Team Punch Each Other In The Crotch, And All It Does Is Tickle! | 5:13 | ||
| 4 | Your Night In Shining Armor Only Likes You Because He Can't See Through His Helmet, And He Thinks You Are A Man. | 5:32 | ||
| 5 | The Football Team Gangbanged The Prom Queen With 3 Dildos And A Buick Airbag! | 6:02 |