| 1 | Intro: Receptionist's Fantasy | 1:07 | X | |
| 2 | The Little Freakazoid That Could | 5:47 | X | |
| Backing Vocals - Curtis Curtis , Pete Kohl | ||||
| 3 | Gimme All Your $$ | 4:45 | X | |
| Human Beatbox - Ghost Crabb | ||||
| 4 | I Got To Get Aloan With You | 3:22 | X | |
| Backing Vocals - Curtis Curtis | ||||
| 5 | DJ (Self) Starter Kit | 3:07 | X | |
| 6 | Employee Of The Year - DJ Science Center | 5:01 | X | |
| 7 | Get My Sh'Off | 4:22 | X | |
| 8 | Supersize The Downsize | 4:27 | X | |
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Backing Vocals -
Ebony Jet
,
Luscious Lake
Bass - Fancy Pants Pressman* | ||||
| 9 | CEO | 3:50 | X | |
|
Backing Vocals, Guitar -
Art "F" Lavis*
Bass - Rene Hart Saxophone - El Husey Trumpet - Dan Dulin | ||||
| 10 | I'm In Love With The Music Biz | 2:03 | X | |
| 11 | Righteous | 2:25 | X | |
| 12 | Stuck In A 401 K-Hole | 2:18 | X | |
| 13 | Cold Tea, LLC | 4:32 | X | |
| 14 | Fuck The Phone | 5:25 | ||
| Keyboards - Pat Dougherty* | ||||
| 15 | CEO (Corporate Radio Sell-Out Mix) | 3:27 | X | |
| 16 | Gimme All Your $$ (Tax Deductible Mix) | 3:36 | X | |
| 17 | Cold Tea, LLC (Corporate Clean Mix) | 4:05 | X | |
| 69 | Untitled (Instrumental) | 5:15 | ||
| Sampler, Scratches - DJ Science | ||||