| 1 | Scene One: The Birth | 1:36 | X | |
| 2 | Born Out The Anus | 3:19 | X | |
| 3 | Scene Two: First Day Of School | 1:07 | X | |
| 4 | Father Peter: The Pedophile Priest | 2:32 | ||
| Lead Vocals - Jello Biafra | ||||
| 5 | Scene Three: Bill's New Job | 1:11 | X | |
| 6 | Bill Works For Dad | 2:56 | X | |
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Lead Vocals -
Jesse "Nastee" Stone
Lyrics By - Eve Howard , Mistress Jacqueline , Tony Elka Saxophone [Alto] - Laak-Pusht | ||||
| 7 | Scene Four: The Scam | 1:28 | X | |
| 8 | Friend | 4:51 | X | |
| 9 | Scene Five: The Bar | 0:44 | X | |
| 10 | All Liquored Up | 3:32 | X | |
| Written-By - Noel Vandergoes | ||||
| 11 | Scene Six: The Pick-Up | 0:44 | X | |
| 12 | Is That Your Pussy? | 3:23 | ||
| 13 | Scene Seven: Kelly The Slut | 1:09 | ||
| 14 | My Big Dick 2000 | 3:00 | X | |
| 15 | Scene Eight: The Morning After | 1:16 | X | |
| 16 | The Evil Cameraman | 5:44 | X | |
| Music By [Opening Melody Riff] - Glen Doll | ||||
| 17 | Scene Nine: More Bad News | 1:31 | X | |
| 18 | If I Ever Meet God, I'm Gonna Punch Him In His Face | 4:38 | ||
| 19 | Scene Ten: The Conclusion | 2:40 | X | |
| 20 | Shake Your Ass 'Til A Turd Flies Out | 3:56 | ||