| A1 | I Should Have Married Right After High School | |||
| A2 | Ambient Music Never Hurt Anyone | |||
| A3 | Grow Content With Your Day Job | |||
| A4 | All This Will Embarass Me In 2 Years | |||
| A5 | Feel Shame In Front Of My Parents | |||
| A6 | She Crushes My Hopes And Dreams | |||
| A7 | We All Are Beating A Dead Horse | |||
| A8 | Shitsteak | |||
| A9 | She Makes Me Want To Cry | |||
| A10 | You're Web Page Is Useless | |||
| B1 | So Are You, Dick | |||
| B2 | I Hate Myself And Her | |||
| B3 | At Least Sex Is Okay, Wait, Nevermind | |||
| B4 | I Bet I Can Never Find Another Like Her | |||
| B5 | Can't Go Back To That Time In My Life (Age 15) | |||
| B6 | You're The Dipshit Who Bought This Tape | |||
| B7 | So Rave On, Or Something |