| 1 | Twocsinak vs. Steveless - | The First Thing I Did After Buying Your Record Was Spill A Mug Of Decaff Coffee On It | 2:06 | |
| a | VHS Sarah Wilson* vs. Wobbly - | Sick Helicopters (Stereo Yo) | 0:52 | |
| 2 | Twocsinak & Janek Schaefer vs. Onanist Homework Robot & The Guano Ignoramus - | Janek Schaefer's Shaver | 1:33 | |
| 3 | Twocsinak & Nicole Artingstall vs. Gravenhurst - | Nicholas (Nicole, GM) | 4:26 | |
| 4 | Twocsinak vs. Ylid - | Definitely One Of My Favourite Sweets (Suite) | 3:02 | |
| b | CDJ Sarah Wilson* vs. My Ambulance Is On Fire - | Everybody Hates Beardy Maiof | 0:17 | |
| 5 | Twocsinak Family Quicktime Players, The vs. Björk - | Approximate Ribonucleic Matching Yields Operatives For Military Endeavour | 2:38 | |
| 6 | SJ Esau vs. Twocsinak & The Blind Harmony Choir* - | Sooner Or Later Everything Will Malfunction Again | 3:17 | |
| 7,c | Twocsinak & DJ Sarah Wilson vs. Hunting Lodge (2) - | Badly Glued Thing, No Home For A Gun | 3:24 | |
| 8 | Twocsinak vs. Freeze Puppy - | Bleak War? Break Law | 1:36 | |
| 9 | Twocsinak vs. Team Brick & Friends - | This Is Exactly What The Velvet Underground Should Have Sounded Like | 2:15 | |
| 10 | Edward Chambers Went The Wrong Way vs. Twocsinak - | Song Using Sleeve Notes | 2:40 | |
| 11 | Twocsinak vs. Rarg - | One Thirty One Precisely | 1:31 | |
| 12 | Twocsinak vs. War Against Sleep - | Welcome All Shoppers To The 24-Hour Garage Bootleg (Reminding Me Of The Reasons Why I Left My Job With The Royal Mail) | 4:13 | |
| d | 78rpm Sarah Wilson* vs. Peter Ustinov's Nouveau-Kitsch Sonic Immolator* - | The Varicose Miss | 0:41 | |
| 13 | Twocsinak & Jesus Manzana vs. I Know I Have No Collar - | I Know I Have No Input | 2:47 | |
| e | Little Sarah Wilson* vs. Big Joan - | Tiger Cub | 0:03 | |
| 14 | Team Brick vs. Twocsinak & Sophie Hare - | How Beyoncé Became Pop's Teen Queen Became An Embarrassing Tribute To Twocsinak By Team Brick | 4:22 | |
| 15 | Twocsinak vs. Dyslogic , James Scatter , Knowledge Of Bugs , Landslide Purist , Jess Marlowe & Tatski* - | I Stopped Eating Chips And Lost 200 Pounds | 2:43 | |
| 16 | Twocsinak & SJ Esau vs. SJ Esau - | It Must Be To Keep My So | 5:43 | |
| f | End Of DJ Sarah Wilson, The* vs. Matmos - | Faulty Hip Tour | 0:30 | |
| 17 | Twocsinak & Dan Bennett (2) vs. Twocsinak & Rasha Shaheen - | Putting Her To Bed (Neatly Remade) | 2:49 | |
| 18 | Sam Hurt (2) vs. Twocsinak & Asteroth - | Antishock Toe Warts Grade 3 Sight-Reading Test | 1:55 |