| A1 | Unknown Artist - | Intro | 0:25 | |
| A2 | Dr. Odd - | Neil Schneck | 1:28 | |
| A3 | Electric Willy - | Her Father's Love | 1:22 | |
| Guitar, Voice - Electric Willy Trio | ||||
| A4 | Daniel Stewart - | Somebody Pooped In Their Pants | 1:00 | |
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Engineer -
Ace*
Tape - Daniel Stewart | ||||
| A4 | Cheezit Ritz* - | The Lubricated Braggarts Countdown | 2:08 | |
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Drums -
Ju Suk Reet Meate
Saxophone - Cheezit Ritz* | ||||
| A6 | Reet* / Craig (3) - | (LA (WEBSTER7) 0) | 1:32 | |
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Guitar -
Craig (3)
Tape, Percussion - Reet* | ||||
| A6 | Smegma - | Excerpt From "I Smell Smoke" (Second To Last Part) | 4:56 | |
| Performer - Ace* , Cheezit Ritz* , Cheezebro , Ju Suk Reet Meate | ||||
| A7 | Mr. Foon - | Oktaaves | 5:00 | |
| A8 | Residents, The - | Whoopy Snort | 3:45 | |
| A9 | Patients, The - | Half Magic | 3:00 | |
| Performer - Dan Weiss , Eric Weiss (2) , Jack Woodward , Jan Stein , Jay Ross , Rick Potts | ||||
| A10 | Unknown Artist - | Outro/Wolf Loop | 0:35 | |
| B1 | Professor, The (6) - | Two Or Three Unclaimed Negro Corpses | 0:30 | |
| B2 | D.K. , Reet Meate* - | Still Life | 2:00 | |
| B3 | Le Forte Four - | Japanese Super Heroes | 3:45 | |
| Performer - Chip Chapman , Joe Potts , Rick Potts , Sue Chapman* , Tom Potts | ||||
| B4 | Gods Of The Pits - | The Return The Pyramidal Oinksnovs | 3:17 | |
| B5 | Smegma - | Ya Gotta Geek The Geeker | 1:15 | |
| Performer - Ace* , Cheezit Ritz* , Chucko Fatts , Ricky Reet* , Pizza Rioux | ||||
| B6 | ACE=1, c/s - Helen Elana Armand - | HEA/AOS | 1:00 | |
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Turntable, Tape [Loop], Oboe [Mussette] -
Ace*
Vocals - Helen Elana Armand | ||||
| B7 | Ju Suk Reet Meate - | Reet Solo Real Bass | 3:22 | |
| B8 | Mr. Foon's Bandaloon - | Microphobia | 4:45 | |
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Cornet [Amplified Prepared] -
Dennis Mehaffey
Saxophone [Amplified Prepared] - Mr. Foon | ||||
| B9 | Frank Bedal - | Just Don't Forget, Frank Is The Boss | 3:45 | |
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Engineer -
Ace*
Featuring - Lamont Fleming , Oscar Chavez , Tony Neria | ||||
The Front album cover and labels were designed by Captain Beefheart.
500 copies of Blorp Esette were produced (not numered). They were sold mostly by mail, and through a few record stores in the Los Angeles aera.