| A1 | Jim Backus & Friend* - | Delicious! | 3:10 | |
| Written-By - Kaye* , Garson* | ||||
| A2 | Bryan Bowers - | The Scotsman | 2:27 | |
| Written-By - Cross* | ||||
| A3 | Larry Groce - | Junk Food Junkie | 3:05 | |
| Written-By - Groce* | ||||
| A4 | "Weird Al" Yankovic - | Eat It | 3:21 | |
| Written-By - Yankovic* , Jackson* | ||||
| A5 | Lonnie Donegan & His Skiffle Group* - | Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavour (On The Bedpost Overnight) | 2:30 | |
| Written-By - Rose* , Breuer* , Bloom* | ||||
| A6 | Kip Addotta - | Wet Dream | 5:09 | |
| Written-By - Manard* , Addotta* | ||||
| A7 | Allan Sherman - | Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh! (A Letter From Camp) | 2:49 | |
| Written-By - Sherman* , Busch* | ||||
| A8 | Darrell Hammond & Christopher Snell - | Wappin' | 3:03 | |
| Written-By - Snell* | ||||
| A9 | Sheb Wooley - | The Purple People Eater | 2:16 | |
| Written-By - Wooley* | ||||
| B1 | Bobby "Boris" Pickett & The Crypt-Kickers* - | Monster Mash | 3:14 | |
| Written-By - Pickett* , Capizzi* | ||||
| B2 | Spike Jones & His City Slickers* - | Cocktails For Two | 2:58 | |
| Written-By - Johnston* , Coslow* | ||||
| B3 | Nervous Norvus - | Transfusion | 2:27 | |
| Written-By - Drake* | ||||
| B4 | Playmates, The - | Beep Beep | 2:47 | |
| Written-By - Cicchetti* , Claps* | ||||
| B5 | Stan Freberg - | St. George And The Dragonet | 3:27 | |
| Written-By - Butler* , Freberg* , Schumann* | ||||
| B6 | Music Of David Seville, The* - | Witch Doctor | 2:22 | |
| Written-By - Bagdasarian* | ||||
| B7 | Ray Stevens - | Gitarzan | 3:16 | |
| Written-By - Everette* , Stevens* | ||||
| B8 | Cheech & Chong - | Earache My Eye - Featuring Alice Bowie | 5:23 | |
| Written-By - Marin* , Delorme* , Chong* | ||||
| B9 | Ogden Edsl - | Dead Puppies | 2:12 | |
| Written-By - Frenzer* , Thieman* | ||||
| C1 | Frank Zappa - | Dancin' Fool | 3:47 | |
| Written-By - Zappa* | ||||
| C2 | Firm, The - | Star Trekkin' | 3:36 | |
| Written-By - Lister* , O'Connor* | ||||
| C3 | Rocky Horror Picture Show Cast, The* - | The Time Warp | 3:19 | |
| Written-By - O'Brien* | ||||
| C4 | Tom Lehrer - | Masochism Tango | 2:56 | |
| Written-By - Lehrer* | ||||
| C5 | Julie Brown - | The Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun | 4:41 | |
| Written-By - Coffey* , Brown* , Colcord* , McNally* | ||||
| C6 | Frank Gallop - | The Ballad Of Irving | 3:28 | |
| Written-By - Williams* , Peppiatt* , Aylesworth* | ||||
| C7 | Homer & Jethro* - | The Battle Of Kookamonga | 2:40 | |
| Written-By - Reynolds* , Driftwood* | ||||
| C8 | Steve Martin (2) & Toot Uncommons, The - | King Tut | 2:13 | |
| Written-By - Martin* | ||||
| C9 | Spike Jones & His City Slickers* - | Der Fuehrer's Face | 2:39 | |
| Written-By - Wallace* | ||||
| D1 | Barnes & Barnes - | Fish Heads | 2:27 | |
| Written-By - Barnes* , Barnes* | ||||
| D2 | Tom Lehrer - | Poisoning Pigeons In The Park | 2:09 | |
| Written-By - Lehrer* | ||||
| D3 | Shel Silverstein - | Sahra Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take The Garbage Out | 2:48 | |
| Written-By - Silverstein* | ||||
| D4 | Rose & The Arrangement* - | The Cockroach That Ate Cincinnati | 2:12 | |
| Written-By - Drill* | ||||
| D5 | Trashmen, The - | Surfin' Bird | 2:25 | |
| Written-By - Frazier* , White* , Harris* , Wilson* | ||||
| D6 | Freddie Blassie - | Pencil Neck Geek | 3:30 | |
| Written-By - Margulies* , Cicero* | ||||
| D7 | Frantics, The (2) - | Ti Kwan Leep/Boot To The Head | 6:09 | |
| Written-By - Frantics, The (2) | ||||
| D8 | Tom "T-Bone" Stankus - | Existential Blues | 6:14 | |
| Written-By - Stankus* | ||||
| D9 | Napoleon XIV - | They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! | 2:10 | |
| Written-By - Bonaparte* | ||||