| A1 | V/Vm - | Christmas Turkey Fanfare | 0:14 | |
| A2 | Electronic Fly Symphony - | Born Of The Meat, From Heaven To Hell * The First Noel | 1:49 | |
| A3 | Stock, Hausen & Walkman - | Simply | 1:58 | |
| A4 | People Like Us - | Christmas Show (Edit) | 1:31 | |
| A5 | Stable, The - | Once In Royal David's Cattle Shed | 1:59 | |
| Featuring - Two Wise Men From Bethlehem, The | ||||
| B1 | V/Vm - | What's In Our Christmas Stocking? | 0:34 | |
| B2 | Broxburn And The Xmas Guards - | Please Stop The Butchering | 0:55 | |
| B3 | Eggnog Chorus, The - | Deck The Halls With Mince And Holly | 0:21 | |
| B4 | Butcher Claus - | Merry Xmas Bastard | 2:44 | |
| B5 | Bouncing Bucephalus Bellringers From Brinningt, The - | Christmas Bells Interlude | 0:34 | |
| B6 | Stock, Hausen & Walkman With Arfer Daley And Terry Mk (Can S) - | 'Er Indoors | 1:28 | |
| B7 | V/Vm - | Pull Our Christmas Cracker | 0:36 | |