| 1 | Fire Beats | 4:26 | X | |
| 2 | We Hate Russell | 4:41 | X | |
| 3 | Pay Me For Sex | 2:32 | X | |
| 4 | Cheatin' | 3:56 | X | |
| Performer [First Annual Virtuoso Dentist's Root Canal & Circle Jerkathon Fare Solo] - Fanny | ||||
| 5 | Unborn Baby | 3:26 | X | |
| 6 | Meta Abuse | 4:04 | X | |
| 7 | Molly's Reach Around | 3:51 | X | |
| 8 | Russell Hates This Track | 3:32 | X | |
| 9 | Viva Las Vegas | 3:22 | X | |
| 10 | Tushe Love | 3:39 | X | |
| 11 | Halfway Up The Stairway Of Mucus | 3:51 | X | |
Not a weak track on here, but the stand outs for me are Fire Beats, Cheatin' with its gabber beats and Patsy Cline sample, and Unborn Baby, which features a hillarious sample of someone chanting "unborn baby" and another sample of a cheesy guitar riff from some so called classic rock song that I can't remember the name of.