| A1 | I Am A Pervert | X | ||
| A2 | They Make My Cock Rock Hard | |||
| A3 | Martin's First Letter | X | ||
| A4 | Just Like Hilary Clinton | X | ||
| A5 | Keeping Sexy With Girls | X | ||
| A6 | Poor Old Ken | X | ||
| A7 | By A Thursday | X | ||
| A8 | Woman Feets | X | ||
| A9 | Martin's Second Letter | X | ||
| A10 | A Blow Job Worth Reebering | X | ||
| A11 | My Big Rising Willie | X | ||
| A12 | Elvis, The Unluckiest Guy In The World | X | ||
| A13 | Shawshank Redemption (But It Isn't) | X | ||
| A14 | My Special Message: Penis | X | ||
| A15 | Piccadilly Manchester | X | ||
| A16 | Female Bum Conscious Aware | |||
| A17 | You Really Turn Me On | X | ||
| A18 | I Am Gorilla | X | ||
| A19 | Don Male | X | ||
| A20 | I Want To Hold Your Hand | X | ||
| B1 | Dear Sexy Charmaine | X | ||
| B2 | Dale | X | ||
| B3 | Martin's Third Letter | X | ||
| B4 | Diana, Princess Of Wales | X | ||
| B5 | I Want To Enlarge My Cock | |||
| B6 | Strawberries & Cream | X | ||
| B7 | Dirty Letter In Sex | X | ||
| B8 | My Robotics Project (1) | X | ||
| B9 | Spunky Arthur | X | ||
| B10 | Yours Sincerely Lionel | X | ||
| B11 | My Robotics Project (2) | X | ||
| B12 | Suck You Out | X | ||
| B13 | I Ham A Man | X | ||
| B14 | Martin's Fourth Letter | X | ||
| B15 | Feed My Cat | X | ||
| B16 | Does It Go Crossways? | X | ||
| B17 | I'm Worried | X | ||
| B18 | Shaking That Bare Bum Cleavage Between | |||
| B19 | Carol Smillie And Carol Vorderman (Live At Wisbey's) | X |