0x00 wrote:

Not the sex thing, that's easy, nor the affair thing, which is just that girls don't have whores. I'm talking of the love / MY GOD YOU'RE ANNOYING ME thing.

First note that I think too much so you'll laugh at that, and I'm a very bad man so it's from that perspective. There may be other valid perspectives.

It's all about lies. Greatest things in the world are lies (remember I'm bad, you'll have to perform an isometric translation if you're good - haha, we run world, you do the gruntwork, and always it shall be!)

What you want is a girl who can get away with lying to you. Then she'll love you and your own lies will become her reality. Follow? When you know they're full of shit, that won't work, ever. In the simplest terms: one of you must be crazy and the other must be proportionally stupid. You are free to allocate these roles amongst yourselves.


omg i am teh clevars! (which indeed does work against me)

0x00 wrote:

Needless to say, apologies to Dina and KidJ will be forthcoming.

little_alien wrote:

Men are stupid, women are crazy, that's an old expression I often find true. You make it more complicated than it is with introducing the lying part (are you secretly a woman?).

ijonny wrote:

No. He is exactly right.

0x00 wrote:

I'm bumping this because it's the smartest thing you'll read this year.

The lying part is integral. It's all about creating a new shared reality. You believe each other's lies because one of you is stupid and the other is crazy. Proportionally. And this is always true.

Interesting implication is that you can look at a couple and if one knows the other is lying and it isn't promptly resolved then they are nothing more than two individual people. But maybe they don't know that yet. Watch out for it. Fun game. ;)

AEK wrote:

I disagree, the back of the toothpaste tube I read this morning while doing a shit was both smarter and more interesting.

la-voie-du-sabre wrote:

^ married men are the biggest liars of all

spirals wrote:

i only like people at a very safe emotional distance.

people's perceived need to be in relationships causes sooooooooooooo much unhappiness. i find the whole thing very, very silly. you don't need another person there to hold your hand for life to be okay and worth living. if you do worthwhile actions of your own and set challenging goals for yourself and try as hard as you can to reach them you will be happy. no other person can do it for you.
but another person CAN pull you down and take your eyes off worthwhile pursuits and become an emotional parasite, headache, a cancer in your life. that be true.

moshka-medicine wrote:

^^yeah and eventually make you give up things you enjoy but they dont

0x00 wrote:

Aek, I've seen your girl. She is definitely cheating on you. But you won't know that because you're in love and well suited.

0x00 wrote:

...and I've just worked out how I managed to piss of Finn this time.

0x00 wrote:

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Finn wrote:

haha

AEK wrote:

You reckon? As we've spend less than 5 nights apart in the last 4 years, and sit next to each other at work during the day, I think I might've noticed. Futhermore I'd rather be in a relationship than pick apart and analyse other peoples by way of hiding my own deep-rooted loneliness. You're in denial mate. Have you ever met someone who didn't end up thinking you are a cock?

la-voie-du-sabre wrote:

his doctor maybe?

0x00 wrote:

That's a lot of words, Aek. It's OKAY. You aren't meant to know!

"Have you ever met someone who didn't end up thinking you are a cock?"

End up? My friends are a little quicker than that.

AEK wrote:

You have friends? Real ones, or do you pay for those too?

Alexis_Nembrode wrote:

Thank god for zebras and goats

0x00 wrote:

I mix and match.

nike.bordom wrote:

boys, ton't talk about things you don't have a clue about.

nike.bordom wrote:

lies, btw. are a fundament of all social life. no one is always true to ones he/she likes.

spirals wrote:

i got no beef with those people, except patrick.
and i believe aek probably has a very healthy and happy true love thing going on.

but that is not the only way a person can find total satisfaction in life is all i was trying to say.

@nike--- i do know what i'm talking about.

0x00 wrote:

But that's what I'm saying, nike. Everyone lies and if you get away with it, you have the foundation for something beautiful.

la-voie-du-sabre wrote:

mother you left the fridge open