Namvc wrote:

I think she is the nuts ..i love her music and she does not give a fuck ...classy bird :)

0x00 wrote:

I agree. She has found an equilibrium. This is why, like a year ago, I was saying Britney Spears will be dead, Amy Winehouse is fine.

0x00 wrote:

That could have been wishful thinking.

spirals wrote:

i always think of this when her name comes up.

AFXFANTASAY wrote:

Nice one Spirals. Classy bird indeed.

Lostsignol wrote:

now that is sweet! bravo

Namvc wrote:

i dunno ... i just love a bird that you can get totally shitfaced with and shag all night and who likes excellent music....perfect.

Lostsignol wrote:

yeah i agree. i love how she hides her bullet in her hive. i wonder what else she's got up there ??

spirals wrote:

it's the jim morrison prototype.
when you're into partying to excess they are the type you look up to.
i think her, morrison, jimi hendrix, janis joplin, kete holmes, etc are/ were probably a lot of fun to get fucked up around.
but really in the end you can't get away with that kind of living forever.
in your mid 30's you need to outgrow it. how many loser 'too long at the party' people do you know, still doing coke and speed, always need to borrow money for rent, the party's long been over.

ringorider wrote:

Don't like her or her music, her step mum works for us, she's an idiot too.

paulo_m wrote:

I don't think Amy Winehouse is in the same league as Mr Morrison. She can belt out a good tune, and likes to take things to excess but for me that's where the similarities end. Winehouse is a skanky bitch with zero charisma, whereas Jim Morrison was an interesting and articulate guy. I think getting out yer tree with Ms Winehouse would be a very dull experience. And I'll bet she is riddled with it too.

Namvc wrote:

id love to get twisted up to the max with her and get get my hands on those lovely tits. I hate her tatoo's though they look shit.

langster wrote:

Agreed 100%

If she didn't have such a great voice she would just be another smack head/crackhead/junkie slutbag that nobody would bother looking twice at, other than to confirm how fucked up and scary she looks. Pete Doherty is another one, so he can play a guitar, so fucking what? but his antics are embarrassing and just plain retarded. Singing with Elton John at live aid in front of thousands and on live telly with a lighter in his mouth and black marks from the foil he just smoked his smack off is hardly the actions of anyone other than a lucky pub band singer. Making a career out of being wankered hardly equates to musical genius.

The Gallaghers and Sean Ryder caned it in far more style while at the same time producing far better music.

tom wrote:

Nice voice, crap lyrics & a shocking personality. 2 reasons to avoid her at all costs

behemoth wrote:

Just Say No

Namvc wrote:

give me amy wine house music any day over fuckin Oasis beer boy music. How did they cain it in style exactly ? Poncing about givin it the bigun sticking their fingers up at photographers. Yeah real classy.

cypherism wrote:

I laughed when the Beatles , sorry Oasis singer , get his teeth knocked out , that tosser is the reason why I dont like em , that and all their songs sounding the same
Amy Whinehouse is mental but some songs i like, and she looks SO dirty, bet shes a right go-er

langster wrote:

They did it by releasing music and at the same time getting caned to fuck, but not going as far as getting an out of control habit for every substance on offer and for the whole world to see. They also always had answers to the press, while Miss Winehouse unfortunately keeps feeding the press with her ridiculous antics.

Being seen wandering around London with blood coming out of your toes where you have been injecting whatever is not the best idea she ever had. The court case fiasco with her chav husband, all the boyfriends, in and out of rehab etc...

0x00 wrote:

"but not going as far as getting an out of control habit for every substance on offer and for the whole world to see"

Did the Happy Mondays not do this?

ringorider wrote:

To be fair Up The Bracket was quite good. and it happened before the circus.

0x00 wrote:

I don't think Amy is doing it for the cameras, it's just her. She'd be the same if you weren't watching. Respect. Sort of.

I would, that's the main thing.

langster wrote:

Yeah they did. But it came across as if they knew but didn't give a shit. Amy just looks lost and bewildered.

0x00 wrote:

I don't think she is though.

Namvc wrote:

Oasis didnt do this ? So Amy Winehouse purposely feeds the press stories ? Maybe the press just love to jump on a successful artist who just happens to take drugs and blow shit out of proportion.
Her life doesnt sound to different to alot of other normal people. Media hyped up bullshit. She canes it ...so what dont we all. Her music is different and she is interesting and Oasis dont have tits :)

0x00 wrote:

As usual, I agree with Namvc.

Namvc wrote:

"chained to a mirror with a razor blade" sang Oasis. Is this not gloryfying taking drugs letting the whole world know their habits ? Or do they not have drug habits but feel its cool to have one ?

Namvc wrote:

fuck me 0x00 you ok mate ?

Namvc wrote:

yeah the two fingered salute was the famous answer most days lol !

HRD_Shmoo_XIII wrote:

She's got a great voice no doubt but I still don't like her music though. She'd get it though but I prefered her when she had bit more meat on her, she used to be fit as fuck. She does come accross as a bit of a bellend sometimes i must say. Oasis were tossers btw, proper jizz monkeys! lol

0x00 wrote:

Eloquent summation as ever, Shmoo.

ringorider wrote:

She never used to talk the way she does now though. I thought the mockney thing was a no no round here :)

Namvc wrote:

every which way but loose aye shmoo :):) ggod to see you mate hope all is well me ole china.

man_traic wrote:

oasis are rubbish

paulo_m wrote:

I would say that Amy Winehouse is a bigger jizz monkey than Noel Gallagher. I would surmise that Noel has had very little dealings in jizz whereas Ms Winehouse gets covered in it on a regular basis. Felt obliged to clear that one up.

Namvc wrote:

i wouldnt fancy clearing up Amy winehouse covered in jiz ... if it was my jiz then thats different.

HRD_Shmoo_XIII wrote:

Cheers 0! lol :)

Aye, I'm grand thanks Al mate, all the better for it being Friday night. Hope all's well with you mate :)

No doubt Paulo mate, no doubt. I'm just enjoying calling any cunt a jizz monkey at the mo, not fussed about the definition. It's me new favourite insult, using it any given oppurtunity even if it's somewhat undeserved just cuz it's funny as fuck. It's all your fault as well! lol :)

donnacha wrote:

Amy is a perfect example of how fucked up tabloid journalisms is these days. Back when she first came to public attention, it was just a drinking problem - but it was splashed all over the fucking free-sheet shit that's all over London. The worse her habits got, the more coverage she got (and it's very clear from the types of photos that evil paparazzi scum are following her everywhere), which most likely fed her paranoia and led her to do heavier and heavier shit. Christ, I'd smoke crack if I ended up on the front page of a newspaper because I dyed my hair! (That happened when she temporarily went blonde).

Namvc wrote:

This comment has me stumped somewhat. But she purposely went out of her way to make the press believe she was jacking up into her toes ? Was she ? or is this what The Sun said ? Maybe she was just fucked out of her nut staggering around in high heels and ripped her feet to shreds.
Id like to read this particular article.
I mean maybe she does jack up ...but she doesnt seem such a junkie that she cant yet find a vien in her arm that leads her to start jacking up into her fucking toes !!! come on man.. this is media bollox.

Namvc wrote:

i'll bet Jim Morrison would have fucked the arse off Amy given the chance.

Barry_Crumbcheeks wrote:

jizz cleaning!!1

man_traic wrote:

exactly.

gmos wrote:

lol

langster wrote:

Ermmmm no, I don't do crack or smack and have fuck all sympathy for anyone that does.

Personally I think she makes shite music, is BUTT FUCKING UGLY, and has a serious drug problem that is only going to end in one way, and that is her heading to an early grave. As for the pics I didn't read them in the papers, I saw them on the internet, her scabby face hidden by tonnes of make-up is hiding a skin problem obtained from a crack and smack addiction and makes her even more skinny and fucking ugly.

Why are you defending her anyway for fucks sake? she really is fucking hideous. She looks like a fucking scarecrow, mind you, with you loving cider so much and probably being a bit of a Wurzel Gummidge yourself that may explain it.

Aunt Sally anyone?

TEKNONUTTER wrote:

Good, powerful voice, if you like that kind of thing, though not my bag personally. Seen her around southgate a few times in north london several years back as I don't live too far from there, & what I've heard she's always been a cruel, bad attitude, spoilt princess bitch. And she's fucking disgustingly ugly to boot imo.

Personally I wouldn't touch her with a bargepole. I see women everyday of my life, 100 times nicer looking than that with all the dirty, slut qualities mentioned already - without the smack, crack habit, that i'd rather fuck. Sorry to her fans out there. But each to their own.

TEKNONUTTER wrote:

LOL! My thoughts precisely.

Strawberry_Shortcake wrote:

Don't like Amy. She is an insult to all of us mad women scattered on the face of this Earth: she gets away with thing that would get us poor mortals locked up. How come we can't all behave like her? The world would be a saner place.

TEKNONUTTER wrote:

CUP O' TEA & A NICE SLICE O' CAKE!!

sherbert wrote:

I agree. She has a good voice but all the tracks i`ve heard by her are ruined by rubbish lyrics.

My mate is a London taxi driver and about 3 years ago he picked her up from her house and took her to a pub in Hampstead where she was going to meet her boyfriend. This was just before she became famous and was in the media every day. My mate had no idea who she was. He was playing a dance cd and she started talking to him about music and told him her name and that she was a singer/musician. They had a good friendly conversation and she asked him if he wanted to join her and her boyfriend for a drink at the pub. He declined because he had to work. Regardless of whether her music is good or not and all the drugs and media nonsense i think basically she`s a down to earth friendly person. She`s just a bit messed up.

TEKNONUTTER wrote:

I don't know about that, everything I've heard was the total contrary & I've seen her a few times myself before she was famous, & the words down to earth, friendly or placid didn't come to mind.

langster wrote:

It shows.

gmos wrote:

lol

HRD_Shmoo_XIII wrote:

Alright gmos!

Butt fucking ugly? Obviously you guys can afford to be a bit more fussy than me lol. I agree she's seen better days and would be best off without the fuckin beehive but she aint no Anne Widdicombe. Now that's fucking hideous.

HRD_Shmoo_XIII wrote:

Alright NUTTER!!

HRD_Shmoo_XIII wrote:

LOL!

TEKNONUTTER wrote:

Don't know about that mate, I'm an ugly fuck, believe! But I still want to be able to get the job done & not be totally put off by a rotweiler, ya know what I mean? :S



Welcome back shmoo! I see you've adopted a more regal stance this time, nice touch. How are you though m8, keeping well I hope :)

jussumen wrote:

she killed a pet rat with blowing crack in it's face the whole night long, well that is a bit mean ... but i did not see that myself - so who gives a fuck...
The girls in her new video actually look a lot better than Amy , which is an attractive maid imho. Maybe not looking best everyday - but who is ?

She isn't in the press because she looks good, but because she is the most talented white female singer to appear on the scene this decade...

Talent in art is usuallly mixed with complicated personalities..

TEKNONUTTER wrote:

Is that you're opinion or a universal one? Very subjective, but even if it is true, it says plenty about the talent (or lack of) out there..

gmos wrote:

Hi Shmoo :)

I think it's pretty weak soul music, just doesn't stack up with the greats, file alongside Mick Hucknall.

gmos wrote:

and that Mark Ronson twat is even worse

zevulon wrote:

The Mylo remix of "Fuck Me Pumps" is a total classic.

(Frank - Remixes)

That's enough for me. I really don't like "soul" music anyways..just boring stuff.

gmos wrote:

Philistine!

Namvc wrote:

Well Mr devonshire custard man we obviuosly have different tastes in music. The fact that she does heroin or crack doesnt bother me thats up to her. If she dies early it will be shame and i wont deny maybe she needs help. I battle my own addiction problems and i kicked a few nasty ones years ago.
She is no where near my perfect woman. But i like her music and i hate them fucking tattoos. I couldnt give a fair opinion of what she is like personally as i dont know her. Maybe she is a stuck up bitch , maybe she isnt who really knows for sure.
I certainly dont form an opinion from what the media says which is where you seem to have formed yours.
You stick to drinking your ale and belting out Oasis nightmares and old hardcore anthems.
She shits on most of the music in the charts these days that is for sure.

HRD_Shmoo_XIII wrote:

lol I'm no Don Juan meself mate lol




You should see some of the munters I've banged, didn't have a problem getting the job done never the less and I went back for seconds. Any hole's a goal my son! lol :D




Yeah now bow down suckers! Nah, I was pissed up on Christmas day and just started this account for a laugh. I'm sure it'll get up the nose of a few though. How dare I exalt myself! lol




Ach you know, up and down like the donkeys at Weston, the usual unusual. Happy enough mate when I aint pissed right off sort of thing lol. Howz you chap? :)




Alright mate! :)

HRD_Shmoo_XIII wrote:

lol My brother knows a girl who shagged him and said he was a really crap shag lol. He kept on shouting out love walrus shit like 'oh baby' and whatnots, not sure of the details now. Funny as fuck story anyway! lol

HRD_Shmoo_XIII wrote:

lol agreed, can't stand that shite

Barry_Crumbcheeks wrote:

triple agreed

HRD_Shmoo_XIII wrote:

That's when he's not bustin out dope rhymes for the Dartmouth B-Boy massive :D

TEKNONUTTER wrote:

Split up with the bitch (oh sorry ex) after nearly 4 years, a few months back. So feeling the bollock heaviness, if ya know what I mean lol ;s Perhaps I need somebody like Amy "White Powder" House to rattle my bones after all lol..


Tbh so have I in the past. But paradoxically becoming fussier as I get older :(

Namvc wrote:

lol you two and your munters :):)
You need to have banged a munter to appreciate the finer things in life.




Thats the shmoo we all know and love :) classic.

Namvc wrote:

Where's Langster gone ? probably playing a gentlemans game of cricket down the village green. That or re-arranging his flyer collection of old hardcore raves plastered all over his wall telling his kids " i was at that one son ..thats me in the smiley t-shirt with the glowy whistle".

phish63 wrote:

shmoooooooooooooooooooooooo

Namvc wrote:

shmooooooo indeed :)

paulo_m wrote:

I've been looking up pictures of Amy Winehouse all day and I've already had 4 wanks. My god she is sexy. Think I will need to look up the picture of her bleeding toes to be able to get myself off for the 5th time.

gmos wrote:

ya dirty jizz monkey

paulo_m wrote:

Takes one to know one. Ya spunk bucket!

phish63 wrote:

does anyone known anyone that has ever been a jizz mopper?

0x00 wrote:

Perhaps.

0x00 wrote:

Actually yes. Linoleum would imply mopping. Carpet not so much.

phish63 wrote:

are there such things as carpeted wank booths?

that would become a sticky mess on the quick.

langster wrote:

WORKING!





I haven't I have formed my opinion of her because of the drugs she takes and the fucking pictures of her that are plastered EVERYWHERE!!!! I have no problem with people doing what they want, I just won't give them any sympathy if they turn a casual binge into a serious addiction that affects far more people than just the user concerned. My family has suffered due to two smackhead in-laws and I have lost a few mates to it as well. Full respect and massive big ups to anyone who gets over the addiction, but keep turning up with the same old lies and denials and you can get to fuck.

All I know is her dad is constantly quoted in the news and I heard him on the radio the other day, she must be destroying her family and for that there is no excuse.

Fuck it, I seriously do not care about the horse headed fuckslut, she can inject crack into her spunkflume for all to see for all I care, I just disagreed with you saying she was up there with Jim Morrison. That is absolute bollocks, Jim Morrison was a genius, Amy just has a great voice.





As a rule I do not drink, but I will be next weekend in London, please feel free to come along and join us and we can discuss the finer points of your Winehouse obsession over a few pints. If you ask nicely I may even bring you up some proper Devon cider. That's if I can finish ironing my flyer collection in time to catch my train.

d3a0n3 wrote:

LOL and seconded.

fred.mc wrote:

Karaoke crackhead. Jim Morrison was worse though.

Namvc wrote:

Lies and denials ? Langster we have a different opinion thats all. I like Amy Winehouse ..you dont. lies and denials ? im not sure what your on about tbh.




Whooooaaahh hold on one minute mate. She isnt a touch on Jim Morrison. Please point out where i said she was up there with Jim ?? I said he'd fuck her but he'd fuck anyone chick who would sit there and get shitfaced with him. Im a Huge Doors fan and Amy Winehouse doesnt come close to The Doors.

As for being in London this weekend i'll let you know if i can meet up with you in a few days as im not sure what my plans are yet. If i can meet i would absolutly love it if you could bring me up some decent cider. Please please and pretty please :):)




I totally agree.

spirals wrote:

that was me comparing her to morrison: was a bad way to put it.
i only meant it in the sense of the over the top disaster lifestyle + fame.
morrison toward the end really was a mess.

Namvc wrote:

a mess maybe but still hugely creative.

Namvc wrote:

i think its all a matter of circumstance really. Pressure of fame, music business, everyone giving you drugs, money no issue etc etc. Man if i was in that situation i would prob be doing fuck loads more drugs than the fuck loads ive already taken in my life.

phish63 wrote:

getting the good shit yo.

spirals wrote:

how old are you namvc?

langster wrote:

Hey nav, yes it was spirals with the Jim Morrison thing, I apologise for that. Jim was a gigantic fuck up, but he was a fucking genius at the same time, they do say the two go hand in hand and you only have to look at him and people like him to see that maybe true. Gazza and George Best are others.

But you read my post wrong..





That was meaning heroin and crack addicts, and had fuck all referrence to you at all, read the whole sentence again and tell me how that had any relevance to you? Or where your name was mentioned. You need reading glasses, maybe because of all that shit cider you drink :P


As for delivering Cider, I will bring some up if you want, but I am not carrying around all fucking day :P Meet me from the train at Paddington on Friday and collect it yourself, I am already going to have enough trouble getting the cheese I have for Fred around without getting mauled by every copper or police dog I walk past. IT FUCKING STINKS!!!!! And TBH I have not touched it yet as I am too fucking scared how strong it is.

Namvc wrote:

31 years young mate.




to be honest when i read that post i was charged out of my brains due to being led astray this afternoon and slightly drunk. Now im just pissed so excuse me if i read it wrong :)

Regarding the cider ... like i said i'll let you know mate in a few days what im doing this weekend and will gladly meet you at the station to take the load of you and sort you out cash for your troubles. Who you meeting up with anyway ? Ive met Fred a number of years ago now. Would be nice to put a few faces to names.

spirals wrote:

ok then you have a couple years left where drinking and drugging like a rock star aren't immediately and exclusively read as an obvious problem.

of course that is only my opinion.

Namvc wrote:

well the thing is Spiral i will always enjoy getting wasted. Ive been taking drugs since i was 12. Acid at 13. Im not proud of it thats fucking wrong ...but that was how it was and to be honest i dont have any regrets although i woudnt advise it and would hate my kids to go the same route.
I caned the fuck out of it in my late teens to mid twenties. I still get wasted but dont touch cetain drugs and only do it once in a while. I did Class A's less then 5 times while i spent 20 months in Vietnam and i have been indulging since ive been back. Moderation is the key although im the first to admit i dont always abide by that rule.
But as Langster says i never put any shit on to anybody else and work my bollox off to do what i do.

fred.mc wrote:

You have?

spirals wrote:

in some cases moderation is an illusion.
speed and smack and crack cannot be done in moderation for 99% of the people who fuck with those despite their claims to the contrary.

spirals wrote:

i met fred. top notch human being.

Namvc wrote:

yeah ... twisted disco party on Brixton Hill ... i was broadcasting Adam x and Dave terada through my radio station in the booth in the corner of the stage you was with Will. You was a bald headed geeza and will was constantly skinning up :)

Namvc wrote:

namvc - electroritch - flexxi .. not far behind Shmoo in the oggercide stakes :)

fred.mc wrote:

I remember your past incarnations well :) The description fits but it wasn't me in Brixton though. It'd be a pleasure, you coming out next Saturday?




That was me. Might not sound like much but sitting sipping espresso with Spirals was a beautiful thing.

ringorider wrote:

@ gmos
the girlfriend loved the mick hucknall comment, so true.

tom wrote:

Lets see. Bald. Skinning Up. Willis. London. Probably Discogs old fart is residence, Djfreds, not sadly missing in action.