beat101 wrote:

Good evening parents,
tonight I gonna take you on a tour of Club Bad
where all the bad kiddy’s go,
try to leave there body’s,
by various means of methods, anthing thats a sin,

some things that you won't be acustomed to,
so I think we’ll put each and everyone of you,
with your own individual camera,
so that you can take pictures of these bad little kiddy’s,
doin’ these bad little things,
for tomorrows paper,
so whip out your fifthteen dollars and prepare to enter Club Bad!!

Wouldn’t you know it,
not here more than thirty seconds and already I see a bad little kid doin’ bad little things,
he is sucking on a balloon,
now, this is not an ordinary balloon, parents,
it’s a balloon filled with the gas called nitrous oxide,
laughing gas, hi hi hi hi, ha ha,but this is no laughing matter,
cameras ready, prepare to flash!!

Now overhere we have lil’ Johnny and Miss Sue,
smokin’ on a joint,
this is not the thing to do,
I think we have to take pictures of these two,
cameras ready, prepare to flash!!

Now overhere we have some naughty naughty kids,
they brought in they’re own liquor, to the party,
now we cannot have that parents can we?
Six packs and Pipes, I think not, so,
cameras ready, prepare to flash!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7dSYZMz1qY

i think 1 of the baddest and most demented records that has ever been made.
just how good is this?

whip your $15......

(not 100% word for word but at least we can all sing along now ;)

tekkno-guy wrote:

Too bad Curtis Jones doesn't make tracks like this anymore. All that "born again" mumbo jumbo.

The second you try to insert Jesus in to a song, it just makes a giant sucking sound.

ogshags wrote:

Flash, Energy Flash, and Spastik, on 3 turntables. I was told of a story about Doc Martin laying those down, early nineties here in Portland. Camera's ready prepare to flash, whammomp whomp whomp whomp, kack kack kack kack kack kack whomp whomp. you get the idea...

beat101 wrote:

agreed, was like "whats going on with this?"
when i saw jay denhams - the truth

http://www.discogs.com/Jay-Den...ruth/release/1231606




hell yeah ;)

ballmouse wrote:

I still don't get the fuss behind "Flash" and Green Velvet in general.

I did like

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y94jCp-daq8

though

Surt wrote:

+2

doors wrote:

I agree 100% with you.

however.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_5MFJUpJO4

let's say it's the exception confirming the rule

;)

crazyowen wrote:

wow that would be priceless right there... I will try to dream this to enjoy it best. great combo.

gmos wrote:

I thought this was the absolute shit when it came out first, many crazy memories to this track. however, i do find it pretty corny these days, like a lot of Green Velvet stuff

Anita_Schmetterling wrote:

This deserves a mention!!!


I love those dancers, too.

Anita_Schmetterling wrote:

That's how I feel about this entire album, although it really is good to work out to.

md wrote:

The first two releases (Green Velvet - Velvet Tracks & Green Velvet - Portamento Tracks) had good tracks on IMO, that sounded wacky and wild. Most of what came later was a bit shit, and lost the grit of the early stuff. La La Land got really annoying really quickly.

DEGASPERI wrote:

this Percolator by Cajmere is a good track
with lots of shakin ass

DEGASPERI wrote:

thnks to dancing schmettlering

tom wrote:

Help Me on this is probably the deepest Curtis ever got under the Green Velvet moniker. Still sounds tripped out even today

tekkno-guy wrote:

I am glad some of you agreed with with my Jesus comments...Someone certainly could have pointed this out though: Preacherman


Oh the irony, because that is one of my favorites of all time.

Surt wrote:

Unfortunately, it's pretty much impossible to avoid religion in music. European music has its roots in the church (at least as far back as history records), and hasn't managed to get more than a few steps away since then. Same goes with African-American music... lots of gospel influences.

djfrankiebones wrote:

http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn...b70b3b9603e6bb69.jpg

No worries. I start sending Curtis a couple of Myspace messages.

Then a couple of props for tracks like "War Of The Saints".

On the night a couple of barely legal white raver girls for the taking. My relief effort leaves them perculating.

djfrankiebones wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0jRrXmc5Cg

You haven't heard this....

djfrankiebones wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...PhDA&feature=related

You haven't heard this....

djfrankiebones wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...Y8eQ&feature=related

You haven't heard this....

djfrankiebones wrote:

I'm actually thinking those three tracks will prove the man is absolutely out of his mind as ever.

Nick_G wrote:

That is utter shite. It's hardly in the same league as 'Preacherman' or 'Flash'.

Couldn't be bothered to try the other two.

tekkno-guy wrote:

Dude...that lineup is terrible. I look at that line up and see DJ Jesse James, and so I search for him on MySpace and notice that someone who didn't graduate from 8th grade wrote it.

No Detroit major players in the lineup, and the standard Wilhelm K. That is a guy who never made it out of Detroit, is he scared of flying or something? None of the good Ghetto-tek DJs and none of the Beatdown guys. I used to find that all over Detroit's rave fliers back 10 years ago, and then Frankie Bones along side. Motor had a better lineup weekly than that party.

I'm wondering, is Jesse James's crew throwing the party?

doors wrote:

are you serious? that track is pure dancefloor destruction

Lostsignol wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqC1zKQcpbk

love this one on a big system

doors wrote:

very nice, thanks for posting.

Anita_Schmetterling wrote:

This party will be happening that very same night, but it is NOT hosted by Ron Jeremy, so it is so hard to choose.

djfrankiebones wrote:

Well that is good news, because i don't want to have to tell you an additional two times that the three were actually just ones you never heard before.

I never said they were good or bad.

djfrankiebones wrote:

Ms. D'Anita - The luxury of living in Berlin over Detroit is the fact that Berlin is the hub of all European Electronic Music while Detroit is a Ghost town of the once great American Dream.

And you know I'll always be down to host any show you have, though Ron might be better if you are planning on anything else?
Torsell still around?

djfrankiebones wrote:

I don't concern myself with all that though. I'm really good friends with Bill, Christopher, Velvet. So to go to Detroit and hang out with them all is something I look forward too. The party will be kick ass dirty ghetto rave...the previous two were like that....

djfrankiebones wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...iubo&feature=related

For America, we set the bar pretty low in everything we do to/for our European allies.

But for the words RAVE and DETROIT to fall in the same place, you can't say that youtube is not worthy.

tekkno-guy wrote:

Since you name drop, I am dropping this: Bill

It is just disappointing to me that Detroit promoters don't book Detroit talent. And Detroit talent prefers to be traveling to working at home.

I just remember nights where the headliners were T-1000, Punisher, Delano Smith, and Alexi Delano. Granted, that particular night was in The Shelter at St Andrews Hall, but it still had the Detroit Rave atmosphere with the shady security selling drugs, getting robbed and carjacked outside the venue, and the feeling that things would go even more terribly wrong at any point. But the lines up was awesome and tunes were always jacking.

Anita_Schmetterling wrote:

Love that place.

tekkno-guy wrote:

Yeah, that place looked awesome in 8 Mile.

doors wrote:

Curtis Jones reveals via Twitter that his recent bass-heavy DJ set at Club Real in Belgium caused a CDJ to burst into flames.
And he has the picture to prove it.

tekkno-guy wrote:

Who the fuck are Dada Life? They just played San Diego and I never heard of em.

djfrankiebones wrote:

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=dada+life

djfrankiebones wrote:

I was just ^ f*cking around...I actually used the ^ link to find out....