50 Ways To Kill Me ‎– Fun Funeral

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Sludgesicle Records ‎– SSR090
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Cassette, Album, Reissue, Remastered, Clear green cassette
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Tracklist

Side A
1 Build A Time Machine To Send Me Back To September 11th 2001 And I'll Go To The Top Of The World Trade Center
2 Lodge Amputated Scrotums In My Throat
3 When Im Asleep In My Own Car Throw A Molitov Cocktail At It
4 Get Me Pregnant, Then Use My Breast Milk To Make Human Icecream, Then Poison It, Then Feed It To Me For Brunch
5 Make Me Try To Walk Across A High Up Telephone Wire Glazed With Slippery Seamen
6 Seal Me Inside Of A Castle So I Think I'm A King Of The Castle Untill I Relize Theres No Food In There And I Have To Eat My Own Penis And Then Eventually Starve
7 Throw A Banana Peel In Front Of My Car So I Swirve And Drive Off A Cliff
8 Put Me On A Wheelchair And Send Me Downhill Into A Busy Road
9 Put Me On The Merry-go-round That Is So Fast That I Puke Out My Guts
10 Make Me Eat Zillions Of Popcorn Curnles, Then Put Me In A Microwave
11 Make Me Get Drunk And Drive
12 Give Me A Surgery That Leads My Esophogus To A Garbage Pail Instead Of My Stomach So That When I Eat Food It Gets Thrown Out And I Become Malnurished
13 Have Spikes Under A Trampoline And Then Make The Springs As Loose As My Cunt So That I Fall Into The Spikes
14 Hang Me
15 Handcuff One Of My Hands To The Back Of A Car, Then Handcuff My Other Hand To The Back Of A Truck. Tell The Drivers To Drive In Opposite Directions. My Arms Stretch Out Really Far For Miles Untill My Arms Finally Pop Out Of The Sockets. So Then I Glue My Arms Back Together But Accidently Glue Them On Backwards So I Get So Sick Of Having Streched Out Backwards Arms That I Jump In Front Of A Train
16 Convince Me To Have An Eating Disorder So I Loose Alot Of Weight. Then Give Me A Baloon To Hold And When I'm Really High Up In The Air Throw A Chinese Star At The Balloon So I Come Falling Down
17 Put Me In A Swimming Pool Infested With Aligators
18 Put Me In A Swimming Pool Infested With Crockadiles
19 Put Me In A Swimming Pool Infested With Stingrays
20 Bring Me To The Zoo So I Can Tease The Lions And Then Open Their Cage And Unleash Them! Down Kitty-cat Down!
21 What The Fuck?! Shove The Worlds Most Brutal Phone Up My Ass And Than Call It
22 Feed Me A Gallon Of Tapeworm Eggs So When They Hatch They Eat My Insides
23 Build A Time Machine And Send Me Back To Jurassic Times To Become A Dinosaur's Brunch
24 Put Razorblades In My Cerial
25 Have A Vampire Bite My Neck So I Turn Into One, Then Make Me Lick Garlic Out Of A Sloppy Pussy
26 Clog My Lungs With A Banana
27 Make Me Fuck The Buglady So That A Scorpion Crawls Up My Dickhole And Lays Eggs Inside My Dick
28 Cut Off My Fingers And Make Me Eat My Own Fingers In A Finger Sandwhich
29 Cut Off My Hand And Slap Me In The Face With My Own Hand
30 Saw Off My Arm And Beat Me To Death With My Own Arm
31 Put Me In A Guillotine And Lop Off The Head
32 Lop My Limbs Off With A Rusty Bone-saw
33 Shove A Queen Ant Up My Eye-socket So That An Ant Colony Devolpes In My Brain
34 Put A Bullet In My Brain
35 Sit Me Down On A Volcano So When It Errupts, Hot Lava Glides Up My Keester
36 Make Me Eat Cement Powder So When I Drink Water I Turn Into A Statue, Then Crack Me Into A Hundred Pieces With A Clawhammer
37 In A Winter Battle
Side B
38 Gas Me With Zyklon
39 Crack Open My Head With My Monkey Wrench Then Feed Me My Own Brains
40 Keep Me In My Own Car In The Garage With A Tube Going From The Exaust Into The Car
41 Blow My Brains Across The Room Onto The Wall With My Own Gattling Gun
42 Eat Anthrax, Then Poo The Anthrax Into My Mouth
43 Throw Bombs At Me
44 Inject A Fly With So Much Hormones That He Becomes Bigger Than A Mammoth, Then Poo Out A Doodie-rock Onto My Face So He Bites My Face Out
45 Get A Mut Pregnant, Then Use Its Milk To Make Dog Icecream, Then Poison It And Feed It To Me For Brunch
46 Pretend I'm Christ, Then Crucify Me
47 Make Me Run With Scissors So I Trip Over A Used Condom And Fall Over And The Scissors Impale Through My Eye And Through My Brain
48 Make Me Mow Your Lawn With The Kind Of Mowers That You Ride On So I Mow Too Close To A Tree And Topple The Thing Over And Fall Into The Blade
49 Feed Me Poisoned Applesauce
50 Feed Me Poisoned Applepie
Bonus Tracks (Live @ The Sanctuary, San Antonio, Texas - January 1st 2005)
51 Gas Me With Zyklon
52 Make Me Eat Cement Powder So When I Drink Water I Turn Into A Statue, Then Crack Me Into A Hundred Pieces With A Clawhammer
53 Get Me Pregnant, Then Use My Breast Milk To Make Human Icecream, Then Poison It, Then Feed It To Me For Brunch
54 Keep Me In My Own Car In The Garage With A Tube Going From The Exaust Into The Car
55 Lop My Limbs Off With A Rusty Bone-Saw
56 Put A Bullet In My Brain
57 Make Me Fuck The Buglady So That A Scorpion Crawls Up My Dickhole And Lays Eggs Inside My Dick
58 Mug Me In An Alley
59 Make Me Eat Zillions Of Popcorn Curnles, Then Put Me In A Microwave
60 Pretend I'm Christ, Then Crucify Me
61 Build A Time Machine To Send Me Back To September 11th 2001 And I'll Go To The Top Of The World Trade Center
62 Make Me Run With Scissors So I Trip Over A Used Condom And Fall Over And The Scissors Impale Through My Eye And Through My Brain
63 Feed Me Poisoned Applepie

Notes

Tracks 1 - 50 are taken from Fun Funeral originally released through New Amerika Records (Germany)
Jay Decay: All instruments and vocals

Tracks 51 - 63 are audio from a live performance
Jay Decay: Vocals
Vi: Guitar
Joe-Dex: DJ

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MFUProdsnDistro

June 16, 2017

50WTKM is a reference in lo-fi Electro/Punk black humour since it's creation. It's still a pleasure to listen Jay find news stupids and nonsence ways to kill himself.
Contrary to a lot of bands in Grindcore with similars jokes, 50WTKM have quite good compositions. This album also have a correct production, and some tracks have their own atmospheres, it's not bad at all.
For people who like GG Alin style in cartoon stories.