|1||Christmas Booty Ranch Bash|
|2||Christmas Never Comes on Christmas Eve|
|3||Santa's Sweat Shop|
|4||Dead 4 X-Mas|
|5||Bring Back Snow|
|7||Le Cadeau Actuel|
|10||Fruitcake and Shame|
|14||The Coutamata Polka|
|15||Phone M Xhmas|
-Additional Performers: Nique de Sneak / Liz Dimoglou / Todd Harrison / Shawn Hewitt
-All songs written, recorded, produced, arranged, engineered, walked, bathed and brushed by Aquamuffin except (5) written by Shawn Hewitt & J6 and (10) written by Todd Harrison.
-Special Thanks to all our Friends and Family
-"Have a Tundercrappy (sic) Holidays (sic) - Aquamuffin."