Caroliner Rainbow Gems You Poop Out* ‎– Ardelli Horse Haven

La Brea (2) ‎– LBX05
Vinyl, 7", 33 ⅓ RPM


A Ardelli Horse Haven 4:51
B Pumply Drumming 6:19


The following note is attached to the cover: "DECLARATION: This seven inch is not in it's [sic] entirety a Caroliner record as much as a paid documentation of a Caroliner associate Musclenuts soloing on a paid recording financed by a Japanese guitarist who was killed shortly after the recoring [sic] leaving the band with the bill for the pressing. To sell this turkey an elaborate cover was put together to enhance the trivality [sic] of the vinyl enclosed. Musclenuts was aced out of the 10th lp live recording solos because of space problems. This is a listenable recording regardless of it's [sic] questionable guitar modern-heavy overtones. May Rogette plays bass from the band 'Missouri Diary' which is another 1800's devotion musical ensemble."

As always the cover is entirely handmade by the band. There is a pasted lyric sheet on which the lyrics are mostly obscured. The track "Ardelli Horse Haven" is also featured in an entirely different version on the 1994 double album "Rings on the Awkward Shadow".

Barcode and Other Identifiers

  • Matrix / Runout (Side A deadwax - scribed): LBX05A "IF YOU MILK A HORSE, YOU'LL DRINK PISS."
  • Matrix / Runout (Side B deadwax - scribed): LBX05-B FAREWELL 809 PIERCE