Cassetteboy ‎– The Parker Tapes

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Barry's Bootlegs ‎– BAZ004, Spymania ‎– spy 017
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Side One
1 Sabbaba 0:19
2 Pilly The Bigs 0:21
3 Fist Up Mother Brown 0:13
4 Young Friends 0:22
5 Nogged Out With Sharon Davies 0:18
6 Blood And Pus 0:17
7 An Old Hook 0:08
8 Billy Bonds Loop 0:32
9 Joliver 1:37
10 Bokey And The Smandits 2:14
11 Bring Back Cloaks 0:56
12 Old Time Romantic Doves 1:10
13 Dixy Shit 0:32
14 Dancing With Manatees 0:10
15 Job And Bosie 0:26
16 TR 389 SH L82 TR 380 1:06
17 Trout Leg Legg Street 0:32
18 CV Mosq And More Except For CV Mosq 0:35
19 The Crime Busters Of The Sea 1:27
20 100 Degree Neck Cracking Pins 0:14
21 Chocolate Sushi 0:11
22 Expensive Shoes Bought Cheap Worn Once 0:08
23 My Dad Knows Your Brother 0:14
24 Wind It Up Rob, We'll Dance 1:20
25 New Drun 2 0:29
26 Chicken Cake 0:12
27 Shit & Bird Muck 0:29
28 Well Now 0:46
29 You Always Seemed So Brave Before 0:10
30 What Happened To You Eh? 0:05
31 Herron? 0:31
32 Pigeon Nosebag 0:36
33 Hat Whistle The Shoe Whistle 0:30
34 Baronia Marine 0:10
35 Fred Horse 2:15
36 Cos We're Livin On Adam Clayton 0:28
37 Grunder 0:13
38 Bill Hate Figure 0:48
39 Ah, Tone, The Brownies! 0:42
40 2hrs Later Loop 1:19
41 Magic Watery Stickers 0:09
42 A Black Swan Bit My Red Shoe 0:13
43 Sick As A Dog 0:38
44 Hideous Krow 0:47
45 Thomas Chad 0:23
46 Darkside Farmers 1:08
47 Big Up All Our Mates 0:32
48 Smiggie Balls, Duff Paddy, Shoepack 0:15
49 2 Millennium Big Knee 1:57
50 Pasta Rasta's Camo Visor Advisor (Revised) 1:52
51 Large Father 1:33
52 Gold Small Cat 1:46
53 Krylon 0:25
54 Elint Castwood 0:07
55 A Chance To Turn It Off 0:14
Side Two
56 Cybear 0:34
57 Got Myself A ______ Tied Up In The Basement 0:18
58 My Dad's Brother Knows Russell Crowe 0:34
59 Anyway, Right, So I Said To Her 0:58
60 If That's Yer Attitude 1:14
61 You Can Just About Forget It 1:10
62 Rwuul Mwroededded 0:41
63 Crocodile Tears 1:45
64 Jangly Watt.sits On The Prom 0:11
65 Pissed Up And Shitting 0:23
66 The Legend Of The Swedish Galleon 0:23
67 The Meat Section 2:58
68 Gasoff Kettleggs 1:52
69 MF Doom 0:38
70 Pen Cock 0:23
71 Dogs Dogs Dogs Dogs Oh Yeah Dogs 0:59
72 Ferrularbis 0:21
73 Atta Michi Hoi 0:31
74 Foliage Nick Included 2:39
75 Your Love Is Fading 0:20
76 Is It Hardcore? 0:08
77 Brian Cardboard And His Swaying Stance 0:16
78 We're Fucking Ragbags As It Is 0:25
79 Barn Master Farley 0:29
80 Scott Says The Slum 0:19
81 Bich Ho Tran 0:17
82 The Sea Dogs 1:43
83 The Kickabout 0:34
84 Scrap Heap Services 1:04
85 The One Behind It 0:19
86 In Yer Eye 0:12
87 10 $ Sting 0:44
88 And A Complete Change Of Blood 0:24
89 Phil Collins' Cock 2:26
90 Cool Fighter 0:21
91 Drums 0:42
92 6 It 1:02
93 Dirt Slug The Finest
Featuring – JT (22)
1:25
94 Fly Me To New York
Featuring – DJ Rubbish
1:50
95 Alecchristie.com 0:30
96 Your Love It Like Off Benelyn 1:55
97 (Thats Enough Meaningless Track Names-Ed.) 0:26
98 Big Ugly Fat-Necked Wombat-Headed Big-Belled Magpie-Legged Narrow-Hipped Splay-Footed Sons Of Irish Bailiffs 0:30

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Notes

The disc has just "The Parker Tapes" and "BAZ004" printed in black on it.
Many copies then have an added white disc label with the title "Bin Laden & Ian McShane sing Non-Stop Party Hits!!" and listing 15 spoof titles with Lovejoy in the name.

Barcode and Other Identifiers

  • Matrix / Runout: GZ N50718 BAZ004
  • Mastering SID Code: IFPI LD01
  • Mould SID Code: IFPI 5J19

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srcosmo

srcosmo

October 29, 2006
edited over 10 years ago
Probably the most vulgar, offensive, insane and British record ever recorded, the amount of time and effort put into this monstrosity is staggering. "The Parker Tapes" features hundreds upon hundreds of samples pilfered from radio, record, and TV, and puréed into a libelous brew of celebrity soundbytes and musical interludes.
If the appeal of an album like this isn't immediately obvious, I offer you this: Who could say no to Tony Blair declaring that "We are launching THE biggest assault on poor, 11-year-old Emma O'Brien from Ellesmere Port"? Or a newscaster intoning that "people can be carried for miles by bees"? Or "What about the leopard? -- There's an argument for them living on council estates"? A work of genius.
ecuadorian_bass

ecuadorian_bass

August 24, 2005
edited over 12 years ago

Apparently it took Cassetteboy 7 years to create this album! Well in my opinion it was definitely worth it. The humour and downright crudeness of the album is a joy to listen to, their creativity knows no bounds whether it be; Jamie Oliver "whacking his old man right up his alley", an S club 7 orgy (using their own lyrics descriptively) or "million dollar" Bill Gates trying to take over the world.
There are a few musical mash up interludes which work very well too, and they go some way to help the album flow as a single composition.
Albums and projects on this scale don't happen all that often, but I really, really hope that Cassetteboy find some time to splice/edit/cut-up/sample/copy for another project in the not too distant future.
maybitmabel

maybitmabel

July 12, 2003

i agree this is hilarious, especially the jamie oliver pisstake where cassetteboy makes him say "i'm gonna whack my old man...right up 'is alley". if you're lookin for more cassetteboy there's a shorter christmas cd he made which is just as funny with cut ups of cliff richard's mistletoe and wine, nat king cole's merry christmas to you and other annoying christmas tracks. there's also a remix on yujiya and miyagi remixed on massive advance records. fans of wevie stonder and kid koala will appreciate cassetteboy. actually most people will, my gran loves it!!!
kid4today

kid4today

April 24, 2003

a truly inspired release!! never fails to make me laugh, i find myself quoting excerpts from it all the time. i wonder if we'll ever hear from cassetteboy again or if this was just a one off.