- Musician – James Clayton*
I loved a girl. Lisa Simpson. I loved her for what felt like 21 years, which makes no sense as I'm just a young boy. Unsure how to approach a relationship (I'm quiet and spend most of my time doing puzzles) I foolishly began following her. I also began plotting to kill everyone she became romantically involved with, although I never followed through. I stopped following her and wrote these songs instead.
For a rarer find, my troubled cure. I love you.
Don't Believe the Simpsons Comics. GSSR09