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|1||ET meets the Phantom
Written By – Johann Sebastian Bach
|3||Nora Hayden - Sex Expert
Speech – Nora Hayden
|4||The Cat in the Vac||1:00|
Speech – David Cassidy
Backing Vocals – Callianne BachmanDrums (Really Bad Drumming) – Willy*Guitar – Larry*Guitar, Written By – Randy Bachman
|8||(untitled link track)||0:11|
|9||TimeCop with Jon Flem Clam Blam||1:34|
|10||The Naked Gardener
Speech – Robert Norton (2)
Speech – Jim Carrey
|12||Dr. Ruth Westheimer
Speech – Ruth Westheimer
|13||Larry Welk and his Malfunctioning Bubble Machine||1:06|
|14||Ian Thomas & The King - A Duet
Guitar, Vocals – Ian Thomas (2)
|15||Jim Rose - Weirdo And Light Bulb Eater||1:18|
|16||My Hands Are In My Pants!||2:48|
|17||U.S.A. and the Up-Side Down Canadian Flag||0:58|
|18||Shakespeare from a Phone Booth||0:42|
|19||On the Recorder...It's the Candyman
Written By – Anthony Newley, Leslie Bricusse
|20||Jimmy Swaggart - Arrested Again With A Woman Of Questionable Relation||1:10|
Other – Razorbacks, The (2)
|22||(untitled link track)||0:13|
|23||Art Peterson Cash Call||1:36|
|24||Helmut - The Former Engineer
Written By – Friedrich Wilhelm Möller
|26||Well, Paddle My Bum!||1:19|
|27||(untitled link track)||0:34|
|28||Fred Penner sings AC/DC
Guitar, Vocals – Fred PennerWritten By – Angus Young, Brian Johnson, Malcolm Young
|29||Hell...in a Handcart||0:13|
|30||Aren't you Peter Lorre?||1:01|
Guitar, Vocals – Colin James (2)
|32||Hi! I'm the Happy Hamster Man||3:08|
|33||Sammy Hagar / Luciano Pavarotti's Exploding Pants / Paul, The Greatest Guitarist in the World
Speech – Sammy HagarWritten By – Patty Smith And Mildred Hill
|34||(untitled link track)||0:31|
|35||Black Bart's H.N.I.C.||0:31|
|36||Hockey Harassment to Quebec / Rang-e-tangs from Alberta / Canucks 11 - Flames 0||3:02|
|37||Shane Churla takes a hit from Pavel Bure, like a Man||1:09|
|39||Don Cherry - Called Pavel A Weasel
Speech – Don Cherry (3)Written By – Buck Trail, Wayne Pittman
|40||It's cold, it's got snow, and it's a place no wants to go / Taunt a Torontonian / And Another||2:47|
|41||Say the Secret Word||1:53|
|42||Ed Witzke - Handyman To The Stars||1:07|
|43||Bruce Allen - Bryan Adams Manager And Outspoken Redneck (He Loves The Tragically Hip) / Adams / Whoao Whoao Whoao
Speech – Bruce Allen (2), Bryan Adams
|44||This Duck is Very Happy
Speech – David Percy (2)
|46||Those XMAS Chipmunks||1:47|
|47||The Special Secret Hidden Track! / Walter Takes Comfort||1:21|
|48||UFO Guy and his Lonely Answering Machine||1:21|
|49||Star Trekkin' - With George Takei, The Original Mr. Sulu
Speech – George Takei
|50||All I Wanna Be
Guitar, Vocals, Written By – Peter Frampton
|51||Our Lucky "Extra Minute" Contest Winner, Janet Yoshida
Speech – Janet Yoshida
Track 1 contains a recording of Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D Minor.
Track 6 contains samples of The Partridge Family's "Come On Get Happy" and "I Think I Love You".
Track 7 is a rendition of Bachman-Turner Overdrive's "Takin' Care of Business", on which Randy Bachman and his daughter Callianne guest.
Track 9 contains samples of Pink Floyd's "Time" and Chicago's "Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is".
Track 14 is a rendition of Ian Thomas's "Painted Ladies", on which he appears.
Track 19 is a recorder cover of "The Candyman" from Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory.
Track 24 is a cover of "The Happy Wanderer" in German.
Track 28 is a semi-cover of AC/DC's "Back in Black".
Track 31 is a Colin James recording that segues into his own "Just Came Back", which itself contains an interpolation of Robert Johnson's "Stones in My Passway".
Track 33 contains a cover of "Happy Birthday".
Track 39 contains a parody of The O'Kaysions' "Girl Watcher".
Track 43 contains a sample of the theme from "The Adventures of Robin Hood", sung by Dick James.
Track 49 contains a sample of the theme from "Star Trek". George Takei appears on the track.
Track 50 is a rendition of Peter Frampton's "All I Wanna Be", performed by Frampton himself.