MC Hammer ‎– Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em

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C1-92857, C1-592857 MC Hammer Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(LP, Album) Capitol Records, Capitol Records C1-92857, C1-592857 US 1990 Sell This Version
CDP 7928572, CDP 7 92857 2, CDEST 2120, [UK]CD EST M.C. Hammer* Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em (CD, Album) Capitol Records, Capitol Records, Capitol Records, Capitol Records CDP 7928572, CDP 7 92857 2, CDEST 2120, [UK]CD EST Europe 1990 Sell This Version
264-7928574 MC Hammer Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(Cass, Album) Capitol Records 264-7928574 Spain 1990 Sell This Version
282 7928574 MC Hammer Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(Cass, Album) Capitol Records, Hispavox 282 7928574 Spain 1990 Sell This Version
082-7928571, 082 79 2857 1 MC Hammer Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(LP, Album) Capitol Records, Capitol Records 082-7928571, 082 79 2857 1 Spain 1990 Sell This Version
068 79 2857 1, 068-7928571 MC Hammer Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(LP, Album) Capitol Records, Capitol Records 068 79 2857 1, 068-7928571 Spain 1990 Sell This Version
TC-RP-198 M.C. Hammer* Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em (4 Track Sampler)(Cass, Promo, Smplr) Capitol Records, EMI TC-RP-198 Australia 1990 Sell This Version
CDP 7928572, CDP 7 92857 2, UKCD EST 2120, UK: CDE M.C. Hammer* Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em (CD, Album) Capitol Records, Capitol Records, Capitol Records, Capitol Records CDP 7928572, CDP 7 92857 2, UKCD EST 2120, UK: CDE Europe 1990 Sell This Version
D134791 MC Hammer Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(CD) Capitol Records D134791 US 1990 Sell This Version
C2-92857 MC Hammer Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(CD, Album) Capitol Records C2-92857 Canada 1990 Sell This Version
CDP 7 92857 2 M.C. Hammer* Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(CD, Album) Capitol Records CDP 7 92857 2 US 1990 Sell This Version
CDP 7928572, CDP 7 92857 2, UKCD EST 2120, UK: CDE MC Hammer Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(CD, Album) Capitol Records, Capitol Records, Capitol Records, Capitol Records CDP 7928572, CDP 7 92857 2, UKCD EST 2120, UK: CDE UK & Europe 1990 Sell This Version
368 792857 2 MC Hammer Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(CD, Album) Capitol Records 368 792857 2 Brazil 1990 Sell This Version
TOCP-6295 MC Hammer Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(CD, Album) Capitol Records TOCP-6295 Japan 1990 Sell This Version
CDP 592857 MC Hammer Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(CD, Album, Club) Capitol Records CDP 592857 US 1990 Sell This Version
CDP 7 92857 2 MC Hammer Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(CD, Album, Club) Capitol Records CDP 7 92857 2 US 1990 Sell This Version
C2-92857 MC Hammer Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(CD, Album, Lon) Capitol Records C2-92857 US 1990 Sell This Version
TC-C4 92857 MC Hammer Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(Cass) Capitol Records TC-C4 92857 Europe 1990 Sell This Version
TCEST 2120, TC-EST 2120, 79 2857 4 M.C. Hammer* Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(Cass, Album) Capitol Records, Capitol Records, Capitol Records TCEST 2120, TC-EST 2120, 79 2857 4 UK 1990 Sell This Version
C41G-92857 M.C. Hammer* Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(Cass, Album) Stallions Records C41G-92857 Saudi Arabia 1990 Sell This Version
C1-92857, 7 92857 4 MC Hammer Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(Cass, Album) Capitol Records, Kent Elektronik San. Ve Tic. A.Ş. C1-92857, 7 92857 4 Turkey 1990 Sell This Version
264-7928574, 7928574 M.C. Hammer* Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(Cass, Album) Capitol Records, Capitol Records 264-7928574, 7928574 Europe 1990 Sell This Version
MC-7-S 3 02791 9 M.C. Hammer* Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(Cass, Album) Jugoton, Capitol Records MC-7-S 3 02791 9 Yugoslavia 1990 Sell This Version
64 7928574 M.C. Hammer* Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(Cass, Album) Capitol Records 64 7928574 Italy 1990 Sell This Version
EKPC-0082, C4-92857 MC Hammer Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(Cass, Album) Capitol Records, Capitol Records, EMI EKPC-0082, C4-92857 South Korea 1990 Sell This Version
7928574 MC Hammer Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(Cass, Album) Capitol Records 7928574 Portugal 1990 Sell This Version
C134791 MC Hammer Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(Cass, Album, Club) Capitol Records C134791 US 1990 Sell This Version
C4 592857 MC Hammer Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(Cass, Album, Club) Capitol Records C4 592857 Canada 1990 Sell This Version
C4-592857, C4-92857 MC Hammer Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(Cass, Album, Club, Dol) Capitol Records, Capitol Records C4-592857, C4-92857 Canada 1990 Sell This Version
C4-592857, C4-92857 MC Hammer Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(Cass, Album, Club, Dol) Capitol Records, Capitol Records C4-592857, C4-92857 US 1990 Sell This Version
208 M.C. Hammer* Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(Cass, Album, Unofficial) Brawo 208 Poland 1990 Sell This Version
13990L M.C. Hammer* Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(Cass, Album, Unofficial) leo 13990L Poland 1990 Sell This Version
C4 92857 MC Hammer Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(Cass, Album, XDR) Capitol Records C4 92857 Canada 1990 Sell This Version
C4 92857, C4-92857 M.C. Hammer* Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(Cass, Album, XDR) Capitol Records, Capitol Records C4 92857, C4-92857 US 1990 Sell This Version
064-7 92857 1 M.C. Hammer* Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(LP, Album) Capitol Records 064-7 92857 1 Europe 1990 Sell This Version
LP-7-1 2 02790 3, EST 2120 MC Hammer Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(LP, Album) Jugoton, Capitol Records LP-7-1 2 02790 3, EST 2120 Yugoslavia 1990 Sell This Version
321-002 MC Hammer Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(LP, Album) Capitol Records 321-002 Ecuador 1990 Sell This Version
33326 MC Hammer Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(LP, Album) Capitol Records 33326 Argentina 1990 Sell This Version
114 792857 1 MC Hammer Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(LP, Album) EMI 114 792857 1 Mexico 1990 Sell This Version
792857 1 M.C. Hammer* Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(LP, Album) Capitol Records 792857 1 Brazil 1990 Sell This Version
none MC Hammer Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(LP, Album) Capitol Records none Jamaica 1990 Sell This Version
TOL(Y) 7928571 MC Hammer Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(LP, Album) Capitol Records TOL(Y) 7928571 South Africa 1990 Sell This Version
064 7928571, 64 7928571 MC Hammer Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(LP, Album) Capitol Records, EMI Italiana S.p.A. 064 7928571, 64 7928571 Italy 1990 Sell This Version
33326 MC Hammer Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(LP, Album) Capitol Records 33326 Guatemala 1990 Sell This Version
CDP 792857 2 MC Hammer Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(LP, Album) EMI CDP 792857 2 Argentina 1990 Sell This Version
11001279 MC Hammer Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(LP, Album) EMI 11001279 Colombia 1990 Sell This Version
064-7 92857 1 MC Hammer Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(LP, Album) Capitol Records 064-7 92857 1 Europe 1990 Sell This Version
MJM 103 MC Hammer Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(LP, Album) MJM Music PL MJM 103 Poland 1990 Sell This Version
062 7928571 M.C. Hammer* Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(LP, Album) Capitol Records 062 7928571 Greece 1990 Sell This Version
ST 792857 MC Hammer Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(LP, Album) Capitol Records, EMI ST 792857 Australia 1990 Sell This Version
7928571 MC Hammer Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(LP, Album) Capitol Records 7928571 Portugal 1990 Sell This Version
E-LP 90015 MC Hammer Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(LP, Album) Capitol Records E-LP 90015 Bolivia 1990 Sell This Version
CAPITOL-25892 MC Hammer Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(LP, Album) Capitol Records CAPITOL-25892 Venezuela 1990 Sell This Version
EKPL-0082 / C1-92857 MC Hammer Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(LP, Album) Capitol Records EKPL-0082 / C1-92857 South Korea 1990 Sell This Version
EST 2120 M.C. Hammer* Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(LP, Album) Capitol Records EST 2120 UK 1990 Sell This Version
C1-92857, C1-592857 MC Hammer Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(LP, Album, Club) Capitol Records, Capitol Records C1-92857, C1-592857 US 1990 Sell This Version
25209 8, 25209-8 MC Hammer Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(LP, Album, Club) Capitol Records, Capitol Records 25209 8, 25209-8 Europe 1990 Sell This Version
47239 9 MC Hammer Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(LP, Album, Club) Capitol Records 47239 9 Europe 1990 Sell This Version
EM 0006, C4 92857 MC Hammer Please Hammer Don't Hurt'Em(Cass, Album) EMI Taiwan Ltd., Capitol Records EM 0006, C4 92857 Taiwan 1990 Sell This Version
TC-C1 92857, E1179-0 MC Hammer Please Hammer Don't Hurt'Em(Cass, Album) Capitol Records, Capitol Records TC-C1 92857, E1179-0 Indonesia 1990 Sell This Version
PK MMC 9102 M.C. Hammer* Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(Cass, Album) MMC Records (2) PK MMC 9102 Hungary 1991 Sell This Version
RGM 7008 M.C. Hammer* Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(LP, Album, Unofficial) BRS (2) RGM 7008 Russia 1992 Sell This Version
TOCP-3085 MC Hammer Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(CD, Album, RE) Capitol Records TOCP-3085 Japan 1995 Sell This Version
UICY-76783 MC Hammer Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(CD, Album, Ltd, RE) Capitol Records UICY-76783 Japan 2014 Sell This Version
B0026190-01 MC Hammer Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(LP, Album, Ltd, RE, Cle) Capitol Records B0026190-01 US 2017 Sell This Version
002619001 MC Hammer Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(LP, Album, RE) Capitol Records 002619001 US 2017 Sell This Version
CDP-592857, CDP 592857 MC Hammer Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em (CD, Album, Club) Capitol Records, Capitol Records CDP-592857, CDP 592857 Canada Unknown Sell This Version
V 031 M.C. Hammer* No Title(Cass, Album, Unofficial) Vega (9) V 031 Poland Unknown Sell This Version
FY-010 MC Hammer Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(Cass, Album, Unofficial) For You FY-010 Poland Unknown Sell This Version
MG 0316 M.C. Hammer* Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(Cass, Album, Unofficial) MG Records (2) MG 0316 Poland Unknown Sell This Version
S 209 M.C. Hammer* Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(Cass, Album, Unofficial) Stebo S 209 Poland Unknown Sell This Version
D-039 MC Hammer Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(Cass, Album, Unofficial) Ardi D-039 Poland Unknown Sell This Version
057 M C Hammer* Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(Cass, Album, Unofficial) Olimp 057 Poland Unknown Sell This Version
none M.C. Hammer* Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(Cass, Album, Unofficial) MAG (9) none Poland Unknown Sell This Version
057 M.C. Hammer* Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(Cass, Album, Unofficial) Pegaz 057 Poland Unknown Sell This Version
none MC Hammer Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(Cass, Album, Unofficial) Amigos none Poland Unknown Sell This Version
123 M.C. Hammer* Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em(Cass, Album, Unofficial) Sawiton 123 Poland Unknown Sell This Version
263 M.C. Hammer* Please Hammer Don't Hurt'em(Cass, Album, Unofficial) Takt Music 263 Poland Unknown Sell This Version
M091 M.C. Hammer* Please Hammer Don't Hurt'em(Cass, Album, Unofficial) Mars Records (5) M091 Poland Unknown Sell This Version
0227 MC Hammer U Can't Touch This(Cass, Album, Unofficial) Elbo 0227 Poland Unknown Sell This Version
MSC.1498 MC Hammer please hammer don' t hurt 'em(Cass, Album) Musicals MSC.1498 Unknown Sell This Version

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DamonNomad

DamonNomad

November 8, 2018
referencing Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em, CD, Album, CDP 7 92857 2

And now I will review a forgotten masterpiece from the late 20th century:

Strap yourself in, because right away you will be forewarned of the coming of the Hammer. In "Here Comes The Hammer" McHammer will notify you of his imminent coming. The Hammer is coming. You chose to put the tape or CD on and now there is no going back. Once this song finishes, you will have no doubts: the Hammer is Here. Now.

The second track is skippable, no one will remember this one.

Track 3 is where things get real. Real deep. McHammer is looking for that love, you know the kind, the forever kind. Here he enlists the help of friends and listeners to find his special lady. Be sure to check the track, the club or out by any doves. To this day I am still unclear as to whether or not anyone has seen her. Bjork would go on to rip this song off a few years later, with "I Miss You."

Next up McHammer details his weakness, which is none other than a sweet tooth.

"Help the Children" is more of a PSA and should probably still be played on the radio today.

Immediately after detailing the trials and tribulations of the children, McHammer reminds us to keep a smile on our face. A bold move. Hope and optimism must not be forgotten, even during times of trouble.

Halfway through the album The Boom arrives. McHammer is "here to give you more of what you like. And you'll like it." From the lyrics to the title, "Dancin' Machine" is a complete original. Full on innovation. What's next, you ask?

It's time to pray. If you want to make it, you must pray. This one's not for the atheists out there, surely!

Next up, McHammer flips the script with his chilling gangster tales. "Crime Story" is one that will haunt you for weeks after listening. Not for those with weak stomachs. Especially with lines like "talking real hard about smoking my butt."

Cryptic messages abound on the 10th track, "She's Soft and Wet." My CD did not come with a lyric sheet and thus I am left puzzling over the meaning of this song. Now, McHammer does come right out and declare his lack of sanity at the 34 second mark. He simply states "I'm crazy" and then within the next minute proclaims 3 more times the very same thing. What is the meaning behind his fascination with texture and females with an aqueous quality? Perhaps we will never know.

"Black is Black" is a good piece of wisdom but suffers from its rock/rap hybrid structure.

On the penultimate track "Let's Go Deeper" McHammer dives further down just when you thought you may have reached the bottom. You will quickly discover there is still a ways to go. Throughout the next 5+ minutes McHammer will continue to break it down and together you will go deeper, much deeper.

"Work This" is a tribute to McHammer's stamina. Here he is, at the album's finishing line, and what is he prepared to do? Naturally, there is only one choice: work this.

Kudos, McHammer. You came, you danced, you prayed, you went deeper, and you showed us a true example of steadfast dedication to one's craft. I can't believe I found this CD for a dollar.
TheRealDJGibs

TheRealDJGibs

April 21, 2018
referencing Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em, LP, Album, RE, 002619001
I wouldn't say that the 2017 US reissue is a "standard" weight vinyl. Its definitely heavyweight. Not sure if its 180g but way thicker than a '90s pressing.
samcro

samcro

January 9, 2011
referencing Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em, LP, Album, EST 2120
has sticker on front cover saying...

includes
U CAN'T TOUCH THIS
PRAY
HAVE YOU SEEN HER

EST 2120