Primary (6) ‎– Army Of Helaman

Asian Man Records ‎– AM-233, Phat 'N' Phunky Phonics ‎– PNP22
Vinyl, 7", EP, 45 RPM, Purple
Vinyl, 7", EP, 45 RPM, Gold


500 black


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September 27, 2012
edited over 6 years ago

I can see jakesh's point of view. There is no apologies about Mormonism. But I'm of the view that all religions owe everybody a big apology. Basically it's screaming 8 Mormon bible hymns (or what ever they call their book) in just under 10 minutes. It's definitely not crust. It's not pop but calling it hardcore is a stretch. The vocals are good and the band is okay. I chuckled at "Jesus Wants Me For A Moonbeam". Take it for what it is.
My only hope is that some kid who thinks Green Day is punk, doesn't get a hold of this and think this is hardcore punk. It's not. It's borderline Mormon propaganda.
Primary is to hardcore punk what World Burns To Death is to big band music.
I don't know if I'd go all jakesh on it (Don't get me wrong dude. I admire your zeal.) but I'm not letting impressionable youth listen to this. One generation of airplane window opening maniacs is enough in my view.


August 18, 2012

Saw it at the local shop. said it was good. I put it off, but finally bought it. Don't. It isn't crusty, nor hard. It is certainly not satiric or ironic. It exults a ridiculous and hateful "religion." I broke it in half and threw it in the trash. 666