It's got tits on the cover

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It's got tits on the cover!

There are many reasons to have tits on the cover, possibly just as part of the artwork, or to make some sort of statement, or maybe just because they can make an aesthetically pleasing cover on their own. However, one significant reason is to cynically attract the 'bachelor' market.

Tits!

  1. Velvett Fogg - Velvett Fogg

    8 zum Verkauf ab 198,53 $

    What's better than tits? Nothing! Or: psychedelic painted tits (and man-tits).

  2. Cerrone - Cerrone's Paradise

    Cerrone is serious as hell about refrigeration. And tits.

  3. Pixies - Surfer Rosa

    Murky sepia-tone flamenco tits.

  4. Dwarves - Blood Guts & Pussy

    32 zum Verkauf ab 10,23 $

    Tits! Blood! A dwarf! Compositionally astute.

  5. Boxer (2) - Below The Belt

    Boxer's reimagining of The Vitruvian Man as a woman (getting punched in the clunge).

  6. Niagara - Niagara

    16 zum Verkauf ab 77,10 $

    Just the one but it's like 12" across.

  7. Belle And Sebastian* - Tigermilk

    Clear from your mind all prurient thoughts and consider tits fulfilling their true function: to breastfeed (a stuffed animal).

  8. Miss Dee (2) - Sexarama

    4 zum Verkauf ab 24,88 $

    Davis Records invites YOU, button-down 1950s man, into the "swinging 60s"! Experience "free love"! Shame it's a bit late now and you're sort of old. Never mind, here's a picture of some tits!

  9. John Lennon And Yoko Ono* - Unfinished Music No. 1. Two Virgins

    25 zum Verkauf ab 98,16 $

    Ono tits. Bonus Lennon cock. I never said this list would necessarily be *nice* covers. Or even covers that won't scar you.

    I'll try to keep it free of 100 grindcore tapes with pictures of obese women's infected elastic lines, though...

  10. Various - Still Fucking With Star Whores [Records]

    11 zum Verkauf ab 3,31 $

    Sweaty tits as one may see during intercourse. Artfully lit.

  11. Roxy Music - Country Life

    This cover was the same on the US version, but without the tits (and also the ladies to whom the tits are attached). Plenty of leaf action though.

  12. Roxy Music - Country Life

    17 zum Verkauf ab 10,23 $

    Land of the free, home of the brave etc.

  13. Various - Shake Sauvage (French Soundtracks 1968-1973)

    7 zum Verkauf ab 55,00 $

    Why am I typing 'tits' so many times? Because it is a word to which the literary device variatio cannot apply. You can use it as many times as you like.

    But if I were forced to use another word it would be 'chebs'.

  14. J-Live / Wordsworth / Soulive - Bosoms

    33 zum Verkauf ab 1,00 $

    BOSOMS. That's the word I'm looking for...

  15. Vlad & Rutch* - Prague Nuns

    1 zum Verkauf ab 24,26 $

    Quite hard to pick one from this label, but I think it's good that modern nuns can get rubber habits if they want to indulge in watersports (such as water polo or diving), take a dip in the Danube, or even if they prefer to relax in church with a wrought iron candelabra.

  16. Petalpusher - Rely On Me

    37 zum Verkauf ab 1,88 $

    Illustrated tits + inflatable furniture.

    Another label fully committed to having tits on the cover.

  17. Various - Fantazia - Twice As Nice

    14 zum Verkauf ab 8,82 $

    How far can you zoom in on a tit before it's unrecognisable as a tit? This is getting close. And what are the defining qualities of tits anyway? The essence of titness, if you would. Discuss.

  18. Jessy Joyce - Love Me

    2 zum Verkauf ab 441,18 $

    This record is extremely sought-after. Not because of the tits I don't think. They're not bad, though.

  19. Fausto Papetti - 18a Raccolta

    64 zum Verkauf ab 4,41 $

    Tits reimagined as 'The Corkscrew' at Laguna Seca.

    Thanks to Alexis_Nembrode

  20. The Fireman - Rushes

    4 zum Verkauf ab 125,00 $

    Zodiacal tits.