• AEK over 7 years ago

    Anyone remember this?

    Yep, langster's favourite man to think about while wanking, is on BB :P
  • Anita_Schmetterling over 7 years ago

    WHAT? MY BOYFRIEND BASSHUNTER? The man who made the SAME TWO SONGS two separate hits? Fucking musical genius. I can see why he's Langster's favorite fantasy.
  • Anita_Schmetterling over 7 years ago

    Dude, he makes IRC so sexy.
  • gmos over 7 years ago

    he was on Nevermind The Buzzcocks recently too and he didn't know the lyrics to his own songs
  • AEK over 7 years ago

    which lyrics exactly?
  • gmos over 7 years ago

    pfff, I don't know
  • donnacha over 7 years ago


    gmos
    pfff, I don't know


    It was hilarious watching him on Buzzcocks, he didn't quite seem to get what was going on as David Walliams sexually harassed him.

    Chris Moyles did his own version of Basshunter's song - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhzsm-kFDi8
  • Anita_Schmetterling over 7 years ago

    Can I watch this interview somewhere? There was a time I was very obsessed with Basshunter. I mean, I don't think of him now...I mean, not often...except when I'm on IRC and stuff, uhm...

    Can I watch this interview somewhere?
  • donnacha over 7 years ago

    It wasn't an interview, Never Mind the Buzzcocks is a comedy panel quiz show. There's a clip of the show here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/extra/video/p005bc7d
  • Anita_Schmetterling over 7 years ago

    AHHHHHHHHHh not available in my area!!!
  • V41 over 7 years ago

    V41 edited over 7 years ago
    Fuckin can't stand that Basshunter git like. And LOL @ the Langster jibes! Aye he'd like to "jibe" Basshunter eh? :P
  • gmos over 7 years ago


    Anita_Schmetterling
    AHHHHHHHHHh not available in my area!!!


    you want him in your "area", don't you
  • Anita_Schmetterling over 7 years ago

    I've got my area right here!

    Wait. What?
  • Anita_Schmetterling over 7 years ago

    My love for HP Baxxter and Basshunter, and my desire to have a threesome is really nothing for me to discuss here, unless you guys want to talk about it.
  • stevo1 over 7 years ago

    Apparently, he's got a really small cock.
  • cinquante_neuf over 7 years ago

    basshunter seems to be a bit of a fan of three-ways if memory serves...
  • cinquante_neuf over 7 years ago

  • Anita_Schmetterling over 7 years ago

    Oddly, in that he looks like someone who frequently has sex with one of my friends, and...oh dear. Things are never going to be the same again.

    And it all started with such a great song about a bot/boat. I feel like something's been taken from me.
  • donnacha over 7 years ago


    cinquante_neuf
    basshunter seems to be a bit of a fan of three-ways if memory serves...


    On the same show (Buzzcocks), he spoke about taking part in an orgy. Swedes, eh?
  • langster over 7 years ago


    AEK
    Yep, langster's favourite man to think about while wanking, is on BB :P


    Fuck me! I thought you had died. It's just a shame your comedy routine hasn't.

    Anita_Schmetterling
    I can see why he's Langster's favorite fantasy.


    Nope, that's me, you, Charlize Theron and a tub of Nutella. HAWT!!!!!!

    V41
    And LOL @ the Langster jibes! Aye he'd like to "jibe" Basshunter eh? :P


    LOL! You sound like you are converting Polish to English in Bablefish and just copy and pasting the results. You fucking tubby little Geordanese fuckshaft!

    BASSHUNTER!!!!
  • d3a0n3 over 7 years ago


    langster
    You fucking tubby little Geordanese fuckshaft!

    And the award for Insult of the Day goes to langster LOL!!!!!!!!
  • cinquante_neuf over 7 years ago

    LOL!
  • cthulhu303 over 7 years ago

    Agreed! That was some quality insult, like.
  • Klaus151 over 7 years ago

    PMSLMFAO!!!

    That'll be a lesson for ya, Ross "Rowan" Atkinson!
  • cinquante_neuf over 7 years ago

    for you Dina: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pYE-NdJJUg

    oddly I can't see this in the UK, perhaps you will?
  • inexpressible over 7 years ago

    big brother goes borat
  • Barry_Crumbcheeks over 7 years ago

    no-w you're *gone*

    i re-a-lise ma lurve for you was STRONG
  • Anita_Schmetterling over 7 years ago


    cinquante_neuf
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pYE-NdJJUg


    Dude. My ovaries just fell off. Thanks.

    BUT WAIT...is that SISQO???
  • inexpressible over 7 years ago

    no, that's mario barth
  • md over 7 years ago

    cinquante_neuf
    for you Dina: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pYE-NdJJUg

    oddly I can't see this in the UK, perhaps you will?

    wtf is that all about? Why block it in the country the channel operates in?
  • gmos over 7 years ago

    so you watch it on tv instead? or on their website maybe
  • HRD_Shmoo_XIII over 7 years ago

    you're not missing much..
  • md over 7 years ago

    gmos
    so you watch it on tv instead? or on their website maybe

    What what though? There's no information about what the video contains. Just a banner that says "This video contains content from Channel 4, who has decided to block it in your country".
  • gmos over 7 years ago

    I'd still say that's the most likely reason, whether it actually has any effect or not.
  • langster over 7 years ago

    My wife watches BB all the time, consequently it's hard to avoid completely. The first celebrity BB was genius with Jack Dee Pwning the show and so was the year that Bez from the Happy Mondays won it, but aside from that, it's usually pretty shite. Saying that, some of this year has been very funny indeed and I have found it strangely addicive again. Probably because it amazes me how low some people will stoop just to get on TV or to stay in the media eye that they ultimately complain about being in.

    In the house are, Stephen Baldwin the born again right wing evangelical christian fuckwit who has come out with some absolute pearls of wisdom and classic moments, all stemming from his fuckwittery.

    "Obama is EVIL"

    "I voted for George Bush because he shares my faith"

    "Evolution means things evolve into something new and things are replaced, so if we evolved from monkeys why are they still here?"

    "The Bible is real, everything in it is completely true and it's the devil (who is everywhere) that tells people to find fault with its teachings"

    The list goes on and on. He is really starting to piss everyone off with his ramblings and is sure to cause a fight.

    Heidi Fleiss the drug addled high class prostitute is in there, so is Ivana Trump, Lady Sovereign, Dane Bowers, Jordans cage fighting cunt of a boyfriend Alex Reid who is the most fame hungry, desperate moron I have ever seen. Mr been there, seen it, done it. Him talking about having done theatre (as he put it) with Stephanie Beecham (what the fuck is she doing in there?) was classic. Then you have Sisqo who is ok and that young bird who went out with Ronnie Wood from the stones. Basshunter is in bed with her every night from what I have seen, so no doubt they will be selling their story when they get out.

    Basshunter got a punishment for something the other day and was forced to go into a room with just a bed and a blanket and some water and stay there all night (must have been freezing) and they just played one of his shitty tracks to him on repeat the whole time he was in there. Fucking hilarious.

    Then you have Vinnie Jones who just takes the piss out of Stephen and Alex all the time and generally appears as if he really is Big Chris from Lock Stock, just without the guns.
  • HRD_Shmoo_XIII over 7 years ago

    Yeah from what I've seen I'd say that's bang on langster. That Baldwin is indeed a pain in the arse.
    langster
    The list goes on and on. He is really starting to piss everyone off with his ramblings and is sure to cause a fight.

    I thought it was a nice touch when he said to Sisqo something like 'music is the biggest evil in the world' and is what 'keeps people furthest from god'.
  • Anita_Schmetterling over 7 years ago

    Whatever. All I can hear is THONG THONG THONG THONG THONG.
  • cinquante_neuf over 7 years ago


    langster
    Basshunter [...] was forced to go into a room with just a bed and a blanket and some water and stay there all night (must have been freezing) and they just played one of his shitty tracks to him on repeat the whole time he was in there. Fucking hilarious.


    LOLOL!
  • noizaddict over 7 years ago

    Haven't watched the show since Pete Burns was on it. Tempted to check out this season now, given the commentary above.
  • noizaddict over 7 years ago

    Apparently Basshunter is 92% WOO!

    Ok, browsing the C4 website has totally put me off the show. Glad that's over.
  • behemoth over 7 years ago

  • AEK over 7 years ago

    langster
    Basshunter got a punishment for something the other day and was forced to go into a room with just a bed and a blanket and some water and stay there all night (must have been freezing) and they just played one of his shitty tracks to him on repeat the whole time he was in there. Fucking hilarious.

    Saw a bit of that, classic! Wasn't Lady Sov in there too and also forced to endure it? Vinnie is fucking quality!
  • cinquante_neuf over 7 years ago

    arf!
  • AEK over 7 years ago

    Fucking hell! Baldwin is seriously nuts! Taken from wikipedia:

    Baldwin has a tattoo on his left shoulder of the initials "HM" for Hannah Montana. His daughters are fans of Hannah Montana, and he got the tattoo after making a pact with Miley Cyrus that he would be allowed to cameo on the show if he had the initials tattooed on him. He revealed the tattoo to Miley at a book signing in Nashville, on November 10, 2008.

    ...as opposed to T0MMY_B0Y who got a tattoo of Hannah Montana cos he fucking loves her.
  • Anita_Schmetterling over 7 years ago

    I had that tattoo also. Imagine my shock when she appeared in those scandalous photos where she wears a sheet. I had it changed by putting an ampersand in the middle. Now everyone knows where my real loyalties lie.
  • cthulhu303 over 7 years ago

    langster
    it's hard to avoid completely

    langster
    In the house are, Stephen Baldwin the born again right wing evangelical christian fuckwit who has come out with some absolute pearls of wisdom and classic moments, all stemming from his fuckwittery.

    "Obama is EVIL"

    "I voted for George Bush because he shares my faith"

    "Evolution means things evolve into something new and things are replaced, so if we evolved from monkeys why are they still here?"

    "The Bible is real, everything in it is completely true and it's the devil (who is everywhere) that tells people to find fault with its teachings"

    The list goes on and on. He is really starting to piss everyone off with his ramblings and is sure to cause a fight.

    Heidi Fleiss the drug addled high class prostitute is in there, so is Ivana Trump, Lady Sovereign, Dane Bowers, Jordans cage fighting cunt of a boyfriend Alex Reid who is the most fame hungry, desperate moron I have ever seen. Mr been there, seen it, done it. Him talking about having done theatre (as he put it) with Stephanie Beecham (what the fuck is she doing in there?) was classic. Then you have Sisqo who is ok and that young bird who went out with Ronnie Wood from the stones. Basshunter is in bed with her every night from what I have seen, so no doubt they will be selling their story when they get out.

    Basshunter got a punishment for something the other day and was forced to go into a room with just a bed and a blanket and some water and stay there all night (must have been freezing) and they just played one of his shitty tracks to him on repeat the whole time he was in there. Fucking hilarious.

    Then you have Vinnie Jones who just takes the piss out of Stephen and Alex all the time and generally appears as if he really is Big Chris from Lock Stock, just without the guns.

    langster
    My wife watches BB

    Yeah, right.
    noizaddict
    Tempted to check out this season now, given the commentary above.

    Thanks, langster.
  • ringorider over 7 years ago

    ringorider edited over 7 years ago
    I despise the big brother programme, but i did catch the first episode as i was inthe bath with no remote control so couldn't change. It was really odd the way that none of them seemed to know each other. how do you not know stephanie beecham, you can understand not knowing some of the english ones.
  • fred.mc over 7 years ago

    No idea who Beecham is. Vinnie is the only one I'd recognize.
  • gmos over 7 years ago


    cthulhu303
    Thanks, langster.


    LOL! :P
  • truly-madly over 7 years ago

    'Vinnie went on to play for clubs including Leeds, Chelsea, and Wales.'
  • md over 7 years ago

    ringorider
    how do you not know stephanie beecham, you can understand not knowing some of the english ones.

    Stephanie Beacham is English.
  • fred.mc over 7 years ago

    I'm not even going look up who she is. Forgot Vinnie was Welsh.
  • md over 7 years ago

    She's an actress in her sixties. Not sure what she's been in, apart from Dynasty in the 1980s, and probably loads of Jackie Collins adaptations.
  • neurp over 7 years ago

    I remember her from the film Inseminoid.
  • langster over 7 years ago

    langster edited over 7 years ago
    md
    Not sure what she's been in, apart from Dynasty in the 1980s,


    I always remember her from Dynasty, but thought she was part of the olde thespian crew and more famous for her appearances on stage? A bit like Brian Blessed.

    cthulhu303
    Yeah, right.


    Seriously! She does, and seeing as marriage is all about give and take (fnar fnar) I have to appease her and watch some of her telly programmes, this way I get the right to watch EVERY football match I want, all the cricket I want, all the major golf tournaments, the darts at Christmas and New year and any other sporting world cup that is on that year. It's a worthy trade off in my book. I just draw the line at X-Factor and Grays fucking Anatomy, so when they are on I slope off quietly somewhere.

    cthulhu303
    Thanks, langster.


    You are very welcome ;)
  • Anita_Schmetterling over 7 years ago

    Who was Stephanie Beacham on Dynasty? I've never heard of her either.
  • md over 7 years ago

    Anita_Schmetterling
    Who was Stephanie Beacham on Dynasty? I've never heard of her either.

    Gosh, I remember quite a bit about Dynasty. My mum watched it fanatically (although like the other soaps she watches, she never remembers who is who or what is going on, and gets characters from one show mixed up with those in another.

    In Dynasty, I think Stephanie Beacham played Alexis Colby's sister (played by Joan Collins).
  • Anita_Schmetterling over 7 years ago


    md
    I remember quite a bit about Dynasty


    Memory is an odd thing, no?
  • cthulhu303 over 7 years ago

    langster
    Grays fucking Anatomy

    I have to endure that. Not often, granted. And she doesn't hit me for taking the piss out of it when I'm there to see it.
  • Anita_Schmetterling over 7 years ago

    Fucking boys. I used to put up with 16 hours a day of gaming, and I never fucking complained until I realized there was another 4 hours of the day my ex was screwing someone else.
  • tom over 7 years ago


    ringorider
    i was inthe bath with no remote control so couldn't change


    Whatever happened to moving & using your (dried) finger eh? ;)
  • tom over 7 years ago


    langster
    I get the right to watch EVERY football match I want, all the cricket I want, all the major golf tournaments, the darts at Christmas and New year and any other sporting world cup that is on that year


    Pub trade must be slow in Bumpkinshire then
  • langster over 7 years ago

    tom
    Whatever happened to moving & using your (dried) finger eh? ;)


    OMG!!!

    Must... not.... say... a ... fucking... word!

    tom
    Pub trade must be slow in Bumpkinshire then


    Perks of being in charge mate. I do the rotas ;)
  • cinquante_neuf over 7 years ago

    tom
    Whatever happened to moving & using your (dried) finger eh? ;)


    Ahh, Langster got there first with a better comment :(
  • langster over 7 years ago

    langster edited over 7 years ago
    Oh I dunno about that mate, I thought the same when I saw your post. Your "rubbing one out to Basshunter" was funny! It made me chuckle.

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