The Lame, The Weird and Ugly Covers list, PT. 1

By D.JKruliq D.JKruliq
updated over 2 years ago

Here is evidence of some of the most lewd, profane and indecent artwork that can't be ignored. Kidding about that last part, heh. A sort-of a continuation of the weirdest ever?! covers list. This list maybe proves, you don't need much of an imagination to make things go blatantly wrong. These choices/picks are from different sources. Have fun and enjoy!

  1. Elvis Costello - Spike

    28 For Sale from $0.59

    Try to picture yourself throwing rotten cabbage at him. I certainly would.

  2. Nantucket - Nantucket

    9 For Sale from $1.00

    Thee lobster man cover is almost as scary as the music. I don't live too far away, so trust me on this. Nah, am only joking that the music is bad as in creepy. (;

  3. Tony Tee - Time To Get Physical

    13 For Sale from $6.82

    Tony, you're a little wus (sissy) boy, just admit it.

  4. Fleetwood Mac - Mystery To Me

    8 For Sale from $22.73

    Mystery to me too. What is it?!

  5. Little Feat - Hoy-Hoy!

    63 For Sale from $2.48

    These guys have some crazy album covers. The artist (here) had a wild imagination for sure.

  6. Komputer - The World Of Tomorrow

    9 For Sale from $3.00

    Talk about a cheeseball cover. I've seen kids that can do better art, anyday. Like the group, not the album cover.

  7. Gladys La Bomba Tucumana - La Bomba Tucumana

    She sure looks out of shape to do La Bomba!

  8. Kinky - Atlas

    16 For Sale from $0.86

    This one's out there weird. Someone can't put two and two together?!

  9. Kim Fowley - Fantasy World

    7 For Sale from $6.49

    Your fantasy would be better spent in an asylum, mister.

  10. Les Baxter - Space Escapade

    7 For Sale from $29.99

    It's covers like this that give the original Star Trek a bad name!

  11. Quasi (2) - Hot Shit!

    7 For Sale from $25.50

    Hot? No! But stupid?...definitely.

  12. Real Life - Happy

    1 For Sale from $24.99

    He don't look it, huh? Happy, not!

  13. Sammy Dread - Roadblock

    14 For Sale from $5.19

    Looks like the artist had a block of his own.

  14. Karl Dall - Liebling Der Nation

    3 For Sale from $1.69

    Looks like Quasimoto in formal wear. All he needs is a hump and he's set.

  15. Ultimate Spinach - The Box

    3 For Sale from $60.00

    Question. Did the shark eat Popeye first, so he can get his spinach?

  16. NOFX - S & M Airlines

    24 For Sale from $14.76

    Do they serve free lap dances on these flights? Crazeee.

  17. Wet Willie - Wet Willie

    5 For Sale from $30.00

    Always hated these in elementary school. Yuck!

  18. Sin With Sebastian - Golden Boy

    12 For Sale from $2.60

    He looks too silly to be some golden wonder.

  19. Piersi - Powrót Do Raju

    2 For Sale from $32.95

    What can you expect with a group named Tits and an album called "Return To Paradise"!?

  20. Devastatin' Dave (The Turntable Slave) - Zip Zap Rap

    4 For Sale from $45.00

    Damn Dave! You blew me away with this artwork yo!

  21. Geraldine And Ricky - Trees Talk Too!

    1 For Sale from $56.82

    They do? I think a shrink (as in psychotherapy sessions) would prove you wrong there lady.

  22. Millie Jackson - E.S.P. (Extra Sexual Persuasion)

    7 For Sale from $2.60

    This cover is pretty lame. It's not nearly as awful compared to her "Back To The S__t" album, though.

  23. Orleans - Waking And Dreaming

    97 For Sale from $0.98

    I'm having a nightmare while awake. Argghhhh!!

  24. The Louvin Brothers - Satan Is Real

    14 For Sale from $4.00

    If these morons made a deal with the devil, they're in big trouble.

  25. Be-Bop Deluxe* - Axe Victim

    35 For Sale from $4.99

    For a real treat, compare this to Dweezil Zappa's "My Guitar Wants To Kill Your Mama". Weirrd.