EarlyIsTimeless

Euromasters - Alles Naar De Kl--te (Remixes) EarlyIsTimeless

April 10, 2021
edited 8 days ago
referencing Alles Naar De Kl--te (Remixes), 12", ROT061
Fun fact: one of the largest, if not the largest, Dutch internet meme(s) 'Sjon stop je hand in me reet' is based on 'Alles Naar De Kl##te (Nichten)'.
Timelessness

Euromasters - Alles Naar De Kl--te Timelessness

October 27, 2020
edited 6 months ago
referencing Alles Naar De Kl--te, 12", ROT 009
the guy screaming 'Alles Naar de Klote' (Everything Is Gettin' F**ed) by Euromasters, was done by the dude behind Meng Syndicate / Grooveyard / Secret Cinema.
Djeeta

Euromasters - Alles Naar De Kl--te Djeeta

March 29, 2020
referencing Alles Naar De Kl--te, 12", ROT 009
Total classic of course. The Dimitri verse at the start is legendary. Safe to say it also contains the first speedcore track "Alles Naar De Kl--te (250 BPM Remix By Dimitri)". Nuff said..
PhilOiseau

Euromasters - Alles Naar De Kl--te PhilOiseau

March 21, 2020
referencing Alles Naar De Kl--te, 12", ROT 009
The funny thing is that one of the two producers of this single, Teun Hooihouse, also signed for Mokum slightly later with its only second release MOK 2 (Hooihouse - Pien An De Eure). Does that speak for a real rivalry? You decide. The sound of both releases is similar, very distorted and noisy, sometimes a mess.
G.Monk

Euromasters - Alles Naar De Kl- -te G.Monk

September 18, 2010
edited over 11 years ago
referencing Alles Naar De Kl- -te, 12", S.O.B. 164
For me this record is all about the radio version and remarkably this is the only "Alles Naar De Kl- -te" record which contains this version. The dialogue in this version is a bit different than the original rotterdam version. In this version two famous Dutch radio DJ's are being asked to play the song on the radio in stead of DJ Dimitri being asked to remix it. And well they did eventually, because it came in the Dutch Top 40 and Mega Top 50. But allthough it stood in the hitlists for a few weeks it didn't receive that much airplay. I heard it only two, maybe three times being played on the national radio channels.

DrBassdrum

Euromasters - Alles Naar De Kl- -te DrBassdrum

November 6, 2010
referencing Alles Naar De Kl- -te, 12", S.O.B. 164
The "Radio Version" you are writing about is also on the compilation cd Techno Trance 3. For me it was the first time I heard this edition with the names Jeroen and Erik instead of the 'DJ Dimitri' edition.
GoodNF

Euromasters - Alles Naar De Kl--te GoodNF

March 28, 2010
referencing Alles Naar De Kl--te, 12", ROT 009
The second Euromasters release reflected the fact that house and techno were big city music styles, so the "band" disguised themselves as back country farmers on horseback ("hu peerd" in the intro) trying to get their house record plugged ("we also made a nice little house tune, you'd certainly like it...").

The main release spoofs DJ Dimitri (Kneppers), an Amsterdam house DJ who was very popular in Dutch clubland at the time this was recorded. He is offered to make a remix...
For the radio version, two popular Dutch radio jocks (Jeroen van Inkel en Erik de Zwart) are subject to a similar joke: playing the record on the radio...

When you listen to this "maximum number of distorted sounds per second" (as it was reviewed in several dance music magazines), you wouldn't believe the record actually charted. It entered the Dutch Top 40 November 1992, remaining there for 4 weeks and stalling at No. 30 (a feat DJ Dimitri never accomplished...).

Tip: (try to) listen to "Effe Luusteren" (which means "just listen") through an earphone...

The track is said to be giving the name of the Dutch movie "Naar De Klote" (1997), which is all about the Dutch house scene during the nineties. The track was remixed for the soundtrack and is played in the movie when a riot is going on and lots of vinyl records are trashed.
dexterfeng

Euromasters - Alles Naar De Kl--te as reviewed by dexterfeng

July 9, 2003
referencing Alles Naar De Kl--te, 12", ROT 009
What can be said about this. It's completely of it's time. The cover work has been abused and used numerous time in the midwest (Milwaukee in particular).
Possibly one of the more annoying records to come out which is why it is beautiful and should be played a lot more.
Everything is bollocks.
and jumping around like a loon is okay.