Embalming Theatre – No Grind For Old Men

15 year anniversary limited edition.
Limited to 274 copies on regular black vinyl plus CD.
Each track represents the year of Embalming Theatre's existence.

Recorded, mixed and mastered at Hedgehog Studio / Schattdorf UR in July/August 2014.
This record contains 15 songs for 15 adventurous years! One track and one special and true incident for every year!

1999 Coin Locker Baby
May 1999/Tokyo:Parents went out for dinner for two.They put their 5-months old girl in a coin locker.
2000 Graveyard Rampage
July 2000/Germany:A young drunk woman run amok with a stolen car.She attacked the retired owner of the car,destroyed cars, the cemetery gates,tombs,graves and the window of a police car.
2001 Shotgun Vasectomy
October 2001/Texas(Cut and Shoot):A confessed child molester tried to avoid a life in prison.With a shotgun he castrated himself what ended his desire for molestation.But nevertheless he faced a punishment in jail.
2002 Fatal Mental Lapses
March 2002/Colorado:Four shots were fired,none by the police,who found the pistol next to Gerald's body.Somehow he lost the chase...and his sense for coordination!
2003 Dennis Andrew Nilsen [Dahmer cover]
During his time in maximum security prison mass murderer Dennis Andrew Nilsen has proved a thorn in the side of prison authorities.In 2003, he brought a further Judicial Review over a decision not to allow him to publish his autobiography (entitled The history of a drowning boy)
2004 Foetus To Go Pt.1
December 2004/Missoury:A woman carved a foetus from mother's womb.The mother who was expecting her first child was found strangled in her home.
2005 Flesh-eating Bacteria
January 2005/Florida-Oregon:A flesh-eating bacteria forced doctors to amputate parts of a leg.A graduate received a cut after falling from his dirt bike.
2006 Perforated Rectum(In Motel Sodomy)
August 2006/San Mateo:A horrible couple had an altercation that ended in a brutal way.She said: "I know it's the alcohol that turns us into monsters"
2007 My Home Is My Necropolis Pt.2
May 2007/Spain:A Spanish house-buyer finds a mummified body.The remains were there for six years.
2008 Crispy Parents
September 2008/Leeds:An elderly couple was "cooked to death". Their son feared their old gas appliance was too dangerous. All four burners on their new cooker were accidentally left on.
2009 The Lopass Death-agony
Febr. 2009/Florida: 2 women suffer organ failure after cosmetic bottom injections to make them look like J.Lo
2010 Flush To The Gush
January 2010/Chicago: A woman is claiming the contents of a toilet exploded and splattered her while she rode a train.
2011 The Swimming Foot Mystery
Sept. 2011/British Columbia: Since 2007 11 human feet have washed up on the shore near B.C. and all feet were encased in running shoes.
2012 Gasoline Gary
February 2012/North Carolina: A man burned to death after accidentally drinking from a jar containing gasoline and then smoking a cigarette.
2013 DDD: Dog Driver Death
January 2013/Florida: A man died after his dog jumped into his van and landed on the vehicle's accelerator

The tracks are numbered sequentially over the sides.

Catalog number PIU # 193 and P.I.U. # 223 is appeared at EP and CD respectively.