|3||Who Are The Brain Police?||3:15|
|6||Harry, You're A Beast||1:02|
|7||What's The Ugliest Part Of Your Body?||1:11|
|9||You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here||3:42|
|10||The Legend Of The Golden Arches (Interlude)||2:23|
|12||Cruising For Burgers||2:12|
|13||Let's Make The Water Turn Black||1:48|
|14||The Idiot Bastard Son||2:51|
|15||Brown Shoes Don't Make It||7:05|
All instruments, voices, production and engineering performed by Jon Poole between Jan - Aug 1994
Cover artwork designed by the fantastic Sid'nay'
Original mail order private release by Jon Poole.
Paper label was stuck to back of CDr which could affect playback on certain CD players.
Front cover is full frontal nude photo of Jon, (which has been censored for this listing).