Really they're quite fearful.
They see us on stage with tight trousers.
We got armadillos in our trousers. It's quite fearful really the size and they run screaming.

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posted a review of The "V" Project - First Hand Experience In Second Hand Love. over 11 years ago
Probably the best Moroder cover I have heard. The A side has vocals for the verse and vocoder for the chorus and the B-side is all vocoder. I tend to shy away from covers, especially when its of the relative same genre, but it is worth picking up.
posted a review of The Fantastic Aleems* - Hooked On Your Love. over 12 years ago
A pretty good disco record from the Aleems legacy. Its more for the disco heads though. It's funny, during the breakdown you can hear somebody cough in the studio. I am guessing by accident. i like human error though.
posted a review of Marilyn Haven - I Wanna Hear My Music. over 12 years ago
I bought this because Peter Frost had something to do with it. It is however not that great. Its pretty much you're straight disco affair: nothing that hookey, no crazy synths or breakdowns. But its all apart of the Peter Frost history.
posted a review of Miss Thang - Thunder And Lightning. over 12 years ago
This is one of those "response" records that happened so often in the eighties, where there's a big hit record and other records come out of the wood-work emulating that sound and the lyrical content has something to do with the original hit song. In ... See full review
posted a review of Foetus. over 12 years ago
When the Queen remasters where being made he was approached to do the remixes that are featured at the end of each cd and for quite a large sum of money. However, he turned it down because he wasn't intersted. Now that's punk rock.
posted a review of JĂ-KKI* - Sun...Sun...Sun... over 12 years ago
The reason why this song is generally sought after is for the break (where it goes into this great dubby electro disco break). If you get the 7" inch version the break starts on the part 2. Great for an easier cue.
posted a review of Gary Numan - Cars. over 12 years ago
This is a great record to have if you want some of Gary Numan's best songs on a good pressing. However, that being said, the version of "Cars" on this release is a tighter tempo for mixing, but lacks compared to the original. So you might want to pick up ... See full review
posted a review of Roxy Music - Do The Strand. over 12 years ago
This record is a scorcher and a must have for Roxy Music fans. I believe this is the last 12" by Roxy that features Brian Eno. The production on this record by Chris Thomas is great, he really knows how to peak a rock track like no other (you can see his ... See full review
posted a review of World Class Wreckin' Cru - Juice. over 12 years ago
These versions of "Surgery" & "Juice" are the ealry demo versions and not the ones that most people are accustomed to (like the one's on the singles and the albums, after this). However, they are not without there charm and still worth having.
posted a review of Catnip - Word To The Bird. over 12 years ago
Out of all the Catnip releases, this is in my opinion the best one. Each track on it is so good and so distinct. "Word to the Bird" is your typical italo affair but more of head nod to black 80s funk in a 122 bpm tempo.
"Smoking on the Pimp's Flim" is ... See full review
posted a review of Bergheim 34 - Random Access Memory. over 12 years ago
The original is great , but my 5/5 goes to the Swayzak remix on this release. This combination should be a band: female vocals (sightly off-key & off-time, in the most charming way); live bass and drums (in a punk-funk-dub style); and the most haunting ... See full review
posted a review of Sheena Easton - Sugar Walls. over 12 years ago
I can't believe this hasn't been entered yet. I thought that this was quintessentiel Sheena Easton song. It's definitely her nastiess song for shure ("...but there's more that you come for, my sugar walls"). Prince was involved in it too, so it sounds ... See full review
posted a review of D.J. "Houz'Mon"* - Houz'Mon Got A Brand New Houz'. over 12 years ago
The A-side on this release is alright.But if you wanna die and go to ghetto heaven the B-side will do the trick. "I Need U" is a great cut and paste filter house track with a ghetto feel and "Final Frontier" is sum sick acid busyness.
posted a review of ORS* - Moon-Boots. over 12 years ago
I got this record from my first girlfriend when I was 12. She was a bitch. This record, however, is great. It's your typical disco affair except the vocals are very minimal (a female duo sings "Moon Boots" once in a while in a sustained fashion. The song ... See full review
posted a review of Various - Back To Basics. over 12 years ago
This record is essential for the late eighties house heads. "Definition of a Track" is awesome: totally stripped down house track from back in the day. And the track "Crazy" is awesome a great beat with hilarious vocals:
"All the chicken heads put your ... See full review
posted a review of Vanity - Pretty Mess / Mechanical Emotion. over 12 years ago
This record isn't very good. The instrumental in "Mechanical Emotion" has a nice kind of "black 80s swing groove" thang happinin and the lyrics on the flip side are absolutley hilarious:
"Oooh! Yes! He made such a mess of my dress!"
However, this ... See full review
posted a review of Polarius - Jams In The Key Of Smack. over 12 years ago
I know its cool to be all ghetto detroit and press 4 songs on side for the added lo-fi effect. But why not take out the crap songs and have a better pressing for the good songs? Urrrrg! That aside it is a great release of late 80s early 90s inspired ... See full review
posted a review of Abe Duque - It Moved Me. over 12 years ago
This is maybe one of the best 12"s I have picked up in a long time. Each track on it is scorcher of mostly slower jacking beats with distorted basslines. The title track samples Richard Pryor and is simply put a "tru kiler".
posted a review of Godflesh - Pure. over 12 years ago
This is my top 20 favourite albums of all time. I have it on both LP and cd. It is often overlooked by the metal community for being too indutrial and overlooked by the industrial heads for being too metal. However, I think it is a brilliant release by ... See full review
posted a review of The Pet Shop Boys* - West End Girls. over 12 years ago
The best Pet Shop Boys song? One of the most important productions by Bobby O? This could definitely be. That initial string sound seems to almost permeate the subconscious, where as soon as you hear it, you know. A great bassline that holds the song ... See full review
posted a review of Hell - Munich Machine. over 12 years ago
This is in my opinion Dj Hell's best full length release. I own it on cd and 2lp and if I saw another copy of it on wax, i would probably by it too. From beginning to end it reads like a bible of modern dance music with samples and sightings from likes ... See full review
posted a review of Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five - The Message. over 12 years ago
An important release for hip hop as well as electro. Although it is a culmination of some of their singles, released before this, and some new stuff it is so important. When was the last time you heard an album that had a song as good as "the Message" ... See full review