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Pilot 1: Ah, Fritz, how does she handle?
Pilot 2: Pretty good. I found I could balance a glass of beer on my oxygen mask, while I was flying it in a slow roll.
Pilot 1: Really?
Pilot 2: Well it did spill a bit on the first try. Air turbulence, actually.
Pilot 1: Still it's not bad.
Pilot 2: Yes. I could go into a loop, light a cigarette, peel a banana and thread a needle at twenty five thousand feet.
Pilot 1: Hmmm.
Pilot 2: Go into a dive, do the three card trick, write my name backwards, catch a peanut in my mouth and juggle my eyeballs from one socket to the other.
Pilot 1: Sounds like a pretty nifty kite.
Pilot 2: I've seen worse.
Pilot 2: Pretty good. I found I could balance a glass of beer on my oxygen mask, while I was flying it in a slow roll.
Pilot 1: Really?
Pilot 2: Well it did spill a bit on the first try. Air turbulence, actually.
Pilot 1: Still it's not bad.
Pilot 2: Yes. I could go into a loop, light a cigarette, peel a banana and thread a needle at twenty five thousand feet.
Pilot 1: Hmmm.
Pilot 2: Go into a dive, do the three card trick, write my name backwards, catch a peanut in my mouth and juggle my eyeballs from one socket to the other.
Pilot 1: Sounds like a pretty nifty kite.
Pilot 2: I've seen worse.
