Hi, I'm a DJ and science teacher from Brighton England, now living in Limassol (Lemesos) Cyprus. I started collecting records before I even went to school after being given one of those old "record players in a box", along with a handful of 7"s and a couple of LPs aged just 2 (in 1970). The first single I bought with my own money was "I Taut I Taw A Puddy Tat" by Tweety Pie and the first LP was "Songs From The Jungle book". I still have both.

Up until 2009, I DJ'd mainly private parties but DJ'd clubs from 1990 through to 2005 (with a bit of a gap in the early Noughties). I've DJ'd a huge array of styles in clubs from student 70s party nights right through to punk, metal, goth, indie, happy house, hip-hop, reggae, hell, I even DJ'd a lesbian club for a year. Partly as a result my collection is nothing if not varied.

Started adding my collection 25th April 2008. Feel free to browse it, I think it's finally complete..

UPDATE: My collection arrived in Cyprus today (1st June 2016). Much of it will be for sale, and I will be setting up my Marketplace with P&P conditions etc later in the year. However, as I intend to play everything to grade it properly before selling, it will take a long time to get everything on and I have no idea what will go on first. Feel free to have a look through my collection and inbox me if anything is of particular interest and I will prioritize it.
Note, the Tweety Pie single does feature my own colouring in (as seen here: Tweety Pie* / Bugs Bunny - I Taut I Taw A Puddy Tat / I'm Glad That I'm Bugs Bunny) and is, therefore, a highly sought after item!
UPDATE2: Selling was the original plan, but now I have it back I don't want to get rid of it. This may change soon, watch this space...


I no longer have a wantlist! Thanks to _kerry for pointing me at a copy of the only record in there!

Vinyl still rules (even though I'm too bone idle to actually carry it these days!)

Discogs acts that I have seen live include:

The 5-40s, 999, Aba-Shanti-I. AC/DC, Alabama 3, Alice Cooper (2), Andy Baron & Concrete Johnson, The Animals, April 16th, Asbo Retards, Attila The Stockbroker, The Baby South, Back To The Planet, Bad Manners, The Beach Boys, Beastie Boys, The Beebs, Big 5, Billy Bragg, Billy Connolly, Bjorn Again, The Black Crowes, Blak Twang, The Blue Hearts, BLyND, Body Count (2), Bow Wow Wow, Bradford, Buzzcocks, Cardiacs, The Charlatans, Chelsea (2), Chicken Shack, Chinchilla (8), Citizen Fish, The Cosmic Dead, Cry Before Dawn, Daisy Chainsaw, The Damned, The Darling Buds, David Devant And His Spirit Wife, David Lee Roth, Demented Are Go, DevilDriver, Devo, The Dickies, Digitalis (4), The Dirt Daubers, Doctor And The Crippens, Doctor & The Medics, Dog Hunch, The Dogs D'Amour, Dollar-Sent, Dumpy's Rusty Nuts, Elastica (2), The Electric Experience, EMF, Emo Philips, Engine (10), The Fall, The Farm, Fields Of The Nephilim, Finding Kate, Firkin, The Fish Brothers, The Fly-Kicking Badgers, Forced Entry, Frank Sidebottom, Freddie & The Dreamers, Frozen Winds, Gary Glitter, G.B.H., Gene Loves Jezebel, Girlschool, The George Mitchell Minstrels, Goldie Lookin Chain, Graham Coxon, Guns N' Roses, Gužva U 16-ercu, Hale And Pace, The Hamsters, Hard-Ons, Helloween, Hothouse Flowers, Hotknives, Ice-T, Ill Niño, Iron Maiden, Jack Stainer, Jasper Carrott, Jenny Talia, Jim Davidson, Jo Brand, Joan Jett & The Blackhearts, Joe Brown, Joe Strummer & The Latino Rockabilly War, John Foxx, John Hegley And The Popticians, John Otway, K9, Johnny Wakelin, Kaiser Chiefs, The Kaye Sisters, Kevin Bloody Wilson, Kirsty MacColl, Kiss, Kovak, L7, Lady Sovereign, The Last Cry, Leatherface, Lenna And The Snakemen, The Levellers, Link Wray, Long Tall Texans, Lunachicks, M People, The Macc Lads, The Maccabees, Manic Street Preachers, Martha Reeves & The Vandellas, Maxi Priest, Meat Loaf, Megadeth, The Men They Couldn't Hang, Metallica, Minus One (6), Ministry, Mirage (12), The Mission, Mojo Filter, Mötley Crüe, Motörhead, Mudhoney, Nasty Rox Inc., Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, Nirvana, Nitro Puppy, Ozric Tentacles, Pavement, Peacocks, Peter And The Test Tube Babies, PJ Harvey, Plastic Fantastic, The Pogues, Polysics, Pop Will Eat Itself, The Primitives, Public Enemy, Public Image Limited, Queensrÿche, Red Lorry Yellow Lorry, Ride, Rollins Band, Rory Gallagher, Rowan Atkinson, Ruby Murray, Rudedog (2), Run-DMC, The Ruts, Saxon, Scorpio Rising (2), The Selecter, Senseless Things, Sheep On Drugs, Shonen Knife, Shy (5), Skilf, S*M*A*S*H, The Smashing Pumpkins, Some Fine Nation, Sound Of Mind (3), The Soup Dragons, Speak Galactic, Splodgenessabounds, Steps, Stiff Little Fingers, Stupids, Sub Sub, Suicidal Tendencies, Sultans Of Ping F.C., Tampasm, Ted Rogers, Terry Garoghan, That Petrol Emotion, Thee Michelle Gun Elephant, Therapy?, These Animal Men, Tigertailz, Tom Robinson, Too Many Crooks, Tragic Roundabout, UB40, UFO (5), Upper Crust, Uriah Heep, Vile Imbeciles, Welicoruss, Wildflower (4), The Wombles, The Wonder Stuff, Wreckless Eric, Yeah God! and Zodiac Mindwarp And The Love Reaction

This may or may not be complete! I've only included band members (John Foxx, Graham Coxon for example) where I've seen them do their solo set.

Note: I do not sell or trade mp3s or any other digital formats.

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Recent Activity
submitted Welicoruss - Apeiron. about 1 month ago
posted a comment on Maid Of Ace - Maid In England . 2 months ago
Music, amazing, I love this band. Good honest punk rock.
But the vinyl iteslf, this black/orange splatter version is a thing of beauty!
posted a comment on Revolting Cocks - Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?. 7 months ago
This seemed like a good idea when it was new. Not so much today, when I took it off the shelf and noticed the sleeve had burst, making this disc unplayable and ruining the sleeves of the records either side of it on the shelf...
submitted Divlje Jagode - Greatest Hits Collection. about 1 year ago
submitted Various - Vrući Letnji Hitovi 2017. about 1 year ago
posted a review of T•Rex* - Metal Guru, 20th Century Boy, Children Of The Revolution (Megamix). about 1 year ago
Nice novelty but the sound quality is terrible and the mix is rubbish.
submitted Various - Unknown. about 1 year ago
submitted Ill Jake - Hunger Pain. about 1 year ago
submitted Teenage Fanclub - Norman 3. about 1 year ago
submitted Finding Kate - If I Fall. about 1 year ago
submitted Hugh Masekela - Bring Him Back Home. about 1 year ago
submitted Dog Hunch - The End Of The World. about 1 year ago
submitted Yoghurt Belly* - A Feast For Summer. over 2 years ago
submitted The Fish Brothers - The Fish Brothers. over 2 years ago
submitted The Last Cry - Goodbye (Vinyl Version). over 2 years ago
submitted The Last Cry - Goodbye. over 2 years ago
submitted Alex Cartañá - Hey Papi. over 2 years ago
submitted M2M - Don't Say You Love Me. over 2 years ago
submitted Psycho Reptiles* - Pearls Before Swine. over 2 years ago
submitted Unknown Artist - Salute To The Beatles. over 2 years ago
submitted 57 Dynasty* - Ghetto Gold / Hold On Strong. over 2 years ago
submitted Sticky Fingaz - Get It Up. over 2 years ago
submitted Aaron Carter - Surfin' USA. over 2 years ago
submitted David Devant And His Spirit Wife - Don Spirit Specs Now. over 2 years ago
submitted Illness (4) - Break Up Tape. over 2 years ago
submitted Various - Heavy Metal - Taken By Storm. over 2 years ago
submitted Firkin - Finger In The Pie. over 2 years ago
posted a comment on Sex Pistols - God Save The Queen. over 3 years ago
You'll notice I put the word official in quote marks. As far as I know there hasn't been a version authorised by band and/or label, just a large scale release, widely available in shops that claimed to be official.
submitted Louis Clark Conducting The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra - Hooked On Classics 2 - Can't Stop The Classics. over 4 years ago
submitted Tchaikovsky* : Vienna Philharmonic Orchestra* : Lorin Maazel - Tchaikovsky: The Six Symphonies: Manfred. over 4 years ago
submitted Rodgers & Hammerstein / Complete Studio Production with Ann Gordon, Frances Boyd, Jan De Silva, Louis Mencken, Paul Mason and the Broadway Theatre Orchestra and Chorus directed by Fritz Wallberg - Oklahoma!. over 4 years ago
submitted E. Power Biggs, Bach* - Bach Organ Favorites, Volume 3. over 4 years ago
submitted 101 Strings - Rodgers-Hammerstein. over 4 years ago
submitted Debussy*, Sir John Barbirolli, Orchestre De Paris - La Mer / Nocturnes. over 4 years ago
submitted Caterina Valente - The World Of Caterina Valente. over 4 years ago
submitted Frank Sinatra - Come Fly With Me. over 4 years ago
submitted Eden Perry & The Nashville Pops Orchestra - The Hits Of Elvis Presley. over 4 years ago
submitted Magic (47) - Rhapsody. over 4 years ago
submitted Magic (47) - Magic.... over 4 years ago
submitted 101 Strings - Irving Berlin. over 4 years ago
submitted The Beatles - Magical Mystery Tour. over 4 years ago
submitted James Last - In Concert. over 4 years ago
submitted Cy Tucker & The Friars - Funny Face. over 4 years ago
posted a comment on Bachman-Turner Overdrive - Away From Home. over 5 years ago
This would appear to be a UK only release. It isn't listed on any BTO discographies I can find. Down To The Line was released as a non-album single in N. America and Australasia.
submitted Unknown Artist - 9 Τραγούδια + 4 Παραμύθια. over 6 years ago
posted a comment on Sex Pistols - God Save The Queen. over 6 years ago
There are only a handful of genuine copies out there, however, it is a very famous rare record and there are a LOT of fakes. There was even an "official" reproduction copy released. Genuine ones have a serrated ridge around the label and a lot of the ... See full review
posted a comment on Beechwood Music. over 7 years ago
Which is all a shame, because back in the late 80s their Indie Top 20 releases were effectively the "Now That's What I Call Music" of the Indie scene. Top albums giving you the best tracks of the day that were hard to find elsewhere. You are all right ... See full review
posted a comment on Black Sabbath - Born Again. over 8 years ago
Whist I agree this doesn't sound like Sabbath (indeed it sounds more like Purple than Sabbath) I still think it's a good album. Zero The Hero does stand out, but so do Digital Bitch and Trashed. The last three tracks are weak though.
posted a review of No Artist - The Wit And Wisdom Of Ronald Reagan. over 10 years ago
Magic Records were really Stiff Records in disguise. This was released partly as a joke and partly as a publicity stunt. The record is blank on both sides but is very cleverly pressed to look like there is a recording on it. There are numerous different ... See full review