Things to know before messaging me:
a) Just because I edited a submission at some point in the past doesn't mean I have it or indeed ever owned it. You can fix data without owning something.
b) Just because I submitted something in the past doesn't mean I still have it. Rule of thumb - it's not hardcore techno/gabber or something by The Prodigy, I don't have it anymore.
c) If I don't have it for sale on discogs, it's not for sale
d) I am blocked indefinitely from both editing/submitting and the Discogs forum so cannot fix anything I edited/subbed in the past nor can I post in a forum discussion.

I don't mind getting messages, it's just to save you wasting your own time. If you choose to ignore the above, don't expect a reply.

Discogs semi-veteran, magnet for drama, flypaper for freaks, inventor of the 'Electrofix Protocol', part-inventor of the artist/label/series pseudo-label format, may have referred to oneself as a DJ at some stage, record collector, friend to the stars, closet Katawa Shoujo fan, international class procastinator, Curator of Hardcore, likely to have got on your nerves at some point.

Life on the Discogs help forums in a nutshell:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywnoLiuVKbE

Loads of my mixes on mixcloud:
http://www.mixcloud.com/Jayfive/

The Curators of Hardcore (Youtube reviews):
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL852E66B92806E6F4&feature=plcp

Follow me on twitter:
http://twitter.com/jayfive

Have a gander at the stuff ive successfully submitted, its all a bit random isnt it? Everything from dodgy euro-pop from the mid-80's to Gabber.
For the benefit of anyone intending to ask me whether Im selling something from my collection, please bear in mind that if I was intending to sell it, then I would already be selling it. Swaps for items in my wantslist will be considered.

I welcome people emailing me offers or links to ebay auctions for tunes in my wants list but dont offer me stuff for $60 or something daft like that because 1) i dont have that much money and 2) i dont need any record badly enough if theres a chance i can get a bargain - more or less everything in the collection has been bought at shop prices or less, so I'm not going to start paying 20-30 quid for tunes now am I?

And if you're selling more than one item on my wantslist, theres no need to send me more than one mail. I check all items people have for sale. Save your own time as well as mine :)

Note: If you even ASK for MP3s i'll let the Rottweilers go - Go buy the records!

'It is obvious that disc-jockeys, as, a class, are essentially parasitic. We are, with lamentably few exceptions, neither creative nor productive. We have, however, manipulated the creations of others (records) to provide ourselves with reputations as arbiters of public taste.' John Peel, 1969

'The irony of the Information Age is that it has given new respectability to uninformed opinion.' John Lawton, 1995
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posted a comment on Various - ISR25 - No Tears For The Dead. 8 months ago
There's some good stuff on this but there's more pointless remixes of old tunes. Not bad you understand, just pointless. Like on the 20 year anniversary there's another TOA remix that's pretty much a (pretty decent) TOA track with a recognisable sample. ... See full review
posted a comment on Duffy. 8 months ago
No. You're wrong. You can check reports at the time. It stopped her career dead in it's tracks. Practically overnight.
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submitted Various - Music Of The Highlands. 9 months ago
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submitted Lenny Dee & Mr Madness* Ft. Bobby D* - Punch Him In The Face. 11 months ago
posted a comment on Rank1* vs. Donna Williams / Energy 52 Vs. Love Decade - True Love Never Dies (Airwave) / So Real Cafe Del Mar. 11 months ago
No. No it's not Kylie. Go listen to the original Donna Williams release. Then go listen to the bootleg. It's the same recording.
Most likely some got hold of an unlabelled recording of the Donna Williams accapella and wrongly assumed it was Kylie.
posted a comment on Human Resource - Dominator (25 Years Of Domination Remixes). 11 months ago
This is the THIRD set of Dominator remixes released in 2016. I don't understand what it is about the track that keeps getting it re-re-re-re-released. It's a very good track, but not that good. Half the remixes out there are almost entirely new ... See full review
submitted Various - Ibiza Selection 2003. 11 months ago
posted a comment on Mixmaster Morris. about 1 year ago
Except that he did say those things. Multiple times. I recall contemporary accounts of him pouring scorn on the harder end of dance music in interviews and as resident or guest review of releases.
Maybe he's recanted them in the years since I don't ... See full review
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