Things to know before messaging me:
a) Just because I edited a submission at some point in the past doesn't mean I have it or indeed ever owned it. You can fix data without owning something.
b) Just because I submitted something in the past doesn't mean I still have it. Rule of thumb - it's not hardcore techno/gabber or something by The Prodigy, I don't have it anymore.
c) If I don't have it for sale on discogs, it's not for sale

I don't mind getting messages, it's just to save you wasting your own time. If you choose to ignore the above, don't expect a reply.

Discogs semi-veteran, magnet for drama, flypaper for freaks, inventor of the 'Electrofix Protocol', part-inventor of the artist/label/series pseudo-label format, may have referred to oneself as a DJ at some stage, record collector, friend to the stars, closet Katawa Shoujo fan, international class procastinator, Curator of Hardcore, likely to have got on your nerves at some point.

Life on the Discogs help forums in a nutshell:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywnoLiuVKbE

Loads of my mixes on mixcloud:
http://www.mixcloud.com/Jayfive/

The Curators of Hardcore (Youtube reviews):
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL852E66B92806E6F4&feature=plcp

Have a gander at the stuff ive successfully submitted, its all a bit random isnt it? Everything from dodgy euro-pop from the mid-80's to Gabber.
For the benefit of anyone intending to ask me whether Im selling something from my collection, please bear in mind that if I was intending to sell it, then I would already be selling it. Swaps for items in my wantslist will be considered.

I welcome people emailing me offers or links to ebay auctions for tunes in my wants list but dont offer me stuff for $60 or something daft like that because 1) i dont have that much money and 2) i dont need any record badly enough if theres a chance i can get a bargain - more or less everything in the collection has been bought at shop prices or less, so I'm not going to start paying 20-30 quid for tunes now am I?

And if you're selling more than one item on my wantslist, theres no need to send me more than one mail. I check all items people have for sale. Save your own time as well as mine :)

Note: If you even ASK for MP3s i'll let the Rottweilers go - Go buy the records!

'It is obvious that disc-jockeys, as, a class, are essentially parasitic. We are, with lamentably few exceptions, neither creative nor productive. We have, however, manipulated the creations of others (records) to provide ourselves with reputations as arbiters of public taste.' John Peel, 1969

'The irony of the Information Age is that it has given new respectability to uninformed opinion.' John Lawton, 1995
Recent Activity
Frank Sinatra - Begin The Beguine
submitted Frank Sinatra - Begin The Beguine. about 13 hours ago
Reba McEntire - Starting Over
submitted Reba McEntire - Starting Over. about 17 hours ago
Various - Tony Robinson's Guide To Radio 4
submitted Various - Tony Robinson's Guide To Radio 4. 1 day ago
Chris Rea - Auberge
submitted Chris Rea - Auberge. 3 days ago
Barbra Streisand - A Collection Greatest Hits...And More
submitted Barbra Streisand - A Collection Greatest Hits...And More. 3 days ago
submitted Nabat - Live 9/24/83. 4 days ago
Toni Braxton - Toni Braxton
submitted Toni Braxton - Toni Braxton. 5 days ago
Toni Braxton - Secrets
submitted Toni Braxton - Secrets. 5 days ago
The Pretenders - Don't Get Me Wrong (14 Classic Tracks)
submitted The Pretenders - Don't Get Me Wrong (14 Classic Tracks). 6 days ago
Seal - Seal
submitted Seal - Seal. 6 days ago
Sade - Promise
submitted Sade - Promise. 6 days ago
Aerosmith - Big Ones
submitted Aerosmith - Big Ones. 7 days ago
submitted Various - All Woman 4. 8 days ago
submitted INXS - Live Baby Live. 8 days ago
submitted Black Box - Dreamland. 8 days ago
submitted Various - Budgie The Musical. about 1 month ago
submitted Van Morrison - Saint Dominic's Preview. 4 months ago
submitted Buffalo Springfield - Retrospective (The Best Of Buffalo Springfield). 4 months ago
submitted David Walliams - Stories From The World's Worst Children. 4 months ago
submitted "I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue" Cast - I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue Volume 7. 4 months ago
Cressida Cowell - How To Train Your Dragon - Read By David Tennant
submitted Cressida Cowell - How To Train Your Dragon - Read By David Tennant. 4 months ago
David Walliams - Bad Dad
submitted David Walliams - Bad Dad. 4 months ago
DJ Smurf - Kiss Your Fuckin Ears Goodbye - Part 1
submitted DJ Smurf - Kiss Your Fuckin Ears Goodbye - Part 1. 5 months ago
Bizet*, Otto Strauss, Philharmonia Orchestra Berlin* - L'arlesienne Suites 1 & 2
submitted Bizet*, Otto Strauss, Philharmonia Orchestra Berlin* - L'arlesienne Suites 1 & 2. 5 months ago
Various - Souvenir De España
submitted Various - Souvenir De España. 5 months ago
Beethoven* ,  The Berlin Philharmonic Orchestra*, Paul van Kempen - Symphony No. 8
submitted Beethoven* , The Berlin Philharmonic Orchestra*, Paul van Kempen - Symphony No. 8. 5 months ago
Ben Selvin And His Orchestra* - Let's Get Friendly
submitted Ben Selvin And His Orchestra* - Let's Get Friendly. 5 months ago
Rachmaninov*, Utah Symphony Orchestra Under Maurice Abravanel* - Symphony No. 3 And Chanson Georgienne
submitted Rachmaninov*, Utah Symphony Orchestra Under Maurice Abravanel* - Symphony No. 3 And Chanson Georgienne. 5 months ago
The Bavarian Radio Orchestra* Conducted By Carl Michalski - Intermezzo - A Programme Of Light Music
submitted The Bavarian Radio Orchestra* Conducted By Carl Michalski - Intermezzo - A Programme Of Light Music. 5 months ago
Brahms*, Rudolf Kempe, Berlin Philharmonic Orchestra* - Symphony No.2
submitted Brahms*, Rudolf Kempe, Berlin Philharmonic Orchestra* - Symphony No.2. 5 months ago
submitted Various - Avon Love Songs. 5 months ago
submitted Various - McVities Country Favourites - Volume 2 . 5 months ago
submitted Various - Pop Hits - Volume 2. 5 months ago
submitted Various - McVitie's Love Songs - Volume 2. 5 months ago
Carpenters - Close To You
submitted Carpenters - Close To You. 5 months ago
Lancashire Schools Symphony Orchestra - Recorded Live At Mansfield State College, Pennsylvania, U.S.A. 1974
submitted Lancashire Schools Symphony Orchestra - Recorded Live At Mansfield State College, Pennsylvania, U.S.A. 1974. 6 months ago
Various - Jazzin' Soho
submitted Various - Jazzin' Soho. 6 months ago
The Rolling Stones - Got Live If You Want It!
submitted The Rolling Stones - Got Live If You Want It!. 7 months ago
Scousenbluten - Blutens A Wool
submitted Scousenbluten - Blutens A Wool. 7 months ago
Twinkle Park - Never The Same Again, Thank Goodness
submitted Twinkle Park - Never The Same Again, Thank Goodness. 8 months ago
Captain W.E. Johns - Biggles Flies East
submitted Captain W.E. Johns - Biggles Flies East. 8 months ago
Various - Judge Dredd The Original Adventures - Series Two: Apocalypse War
submitted Various - Judge Dredd The Original Adventures - Series Two: Apocalypse War. 8 months ago
Edward J Mason - Dick Barton – Special Agent
submitted Edward J Mason - Dick Barton – Special Agent. 8 months ago
Chopstick Dubplate Featuring General Levy - Shape Of You Remix
submitted Chopstick Dubplate Featuring General Levy - Shape Of You Remix. 8 months ago
The Idlehearts - Freeze The World
submitted The Idlehearts - Freeze The World. 9 months ago
Born To Kill
posted a comment on Born To Kill. 9 months ago
I'm guessing that was from an UM newsletter from back in the day. Wish i'd kept my copies of those :/
The Hammer Damage track later appeared on Cunt 009
The Traffik track was on Bitch #1
Presume the Pariah track remains unreleased.
Molière, Comédie Française* - Les Femmes Savantes
submitted Molière, Comédie Française* - Les Femmes Savantes. 9 months ago
Barrington Pheloung - Inspector Morse Volume 2
submitted Barrington Pheloung - Inspector Morse Volume 2. 10 months ago
submitted Rex Keene - Rebel In Town. 10 months ago
Little Hours - Too Much Patience EP
submitted Little Hours - Too Much Patience EP. 10 months ago