Things to know before messaging me:
a) Just because I edited a submission at some point in the past doesn't mean I have it or indeed ever owned it. You can fix data without owning something.
b) Just because I submitted something in the past doesn't mean I still have it. Rule of thumb - it's not hardcore techno/gabber or something by The Prodigy, I don't have it anymore.
c) If I don't have it for sale on discogs, it's not for sale

I don't mind getting messages, it's just to save you wasting your own time. If you choose to ignore the above, don't expect a reply.

Discogs semi-veteran, magnet for drama, flypaper for freaks, inventor of the 'Electrofix Protocol', part-inventor of the artist/label/series pseudo-label format, may have referred to oneself as a DJ at some stage, record collector, friend to the stars, closet Katawa Shoujo fan, international class procastinator, Curator of Hardcore, likely to have got on your nerves at some point.

Life on the Discogs help forums in a nutshell:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywnoLiuVKbE

Loads of my mixes on mixcloud:
http://www.mixcloud.com/Jayfive/

The Curators of Hardcore (Youtube reviews):
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL852E66B92806E6F4&feature=plcp

Have a gander at the stuff ive successfully submitted, its all a bit random isnt it? Everything from dodgy euro-pop from the mid-80's to Gabber.
For the benefit of anyone intending to ask me whether Im selling something from my collection, please bear in mind that if I was intending to sell it, then I would already be selling it. Swaps for items in my wantslist will be considered.

I welcome people emailing me offers or links to ebay auctions for tunes in my wants list but dont offer me stuff for $60 or something daft like that because 1) i dont have that much money and 2) i dont need any record badly enough if theres a chance i can get a bargain - more or less everything in the collection has been bought at shop prices or less, so I'm not going to start paying 20-30 quid for tunes now am I?

And if you're selling more than one item on my wantslist, theres no need to send me more than one mail. I check all items people have for sale. Save your own time as well as mine :)

Note: If you even ASK for MP3s i'll let the Rottweilers go - Go buy the records!

'It is obvious that disc-jockeys, as, a class, are essentially parasitic. We are, with lamentably few exceptions, neither creative nor productive. We have, however, manipulated the creations of others (records) to provide ourselves with reputations as arbiters of public taste.' John Peel, 1969

'The irony of the Information Age is that it has given new respectability to uninformed opinion.' John Lawton, 1995
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posted a comment on Barbarian - Destroyer. about 1 year ago
This release is absolutely mind-blowing in it's sheer ballS-out thievery. As you can see from the notes it's simply other people's music renamed. I mean for f**ks sake he's used "We Have Arrived". That's like one of the most well known hardcore tracks... See full review
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posted a comment on Sons Of Aliens - In Love E.P.. about 1 year ago
It was correct in 2004 when I wrote the comment. Anyway, here's this from a reddit AMA with Ferry Corsten about a year ago:

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posted a comment on Storm Records Scotland. about 1 year ago
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7 track EP that I cobbled together in 2007 for netlabel Bumhong Records - the circumstances of this coming about are a part of early Discogs lore. The spirit of the label was to knock something quick up, so thats what I did. The embedded video is the... See full review