midnightrunner

This special, Gay Pride rainbow edition features a trio of Donna Summer's perennial, evergreen classics, and is a very fine addition to any disco lover's crates. But please, I urge you to be careful if your mam is like my mam (that is to say,... See full review

This album, is just so nice and fat and crispy, with such a velveteen low end, that it is worth TWICE the price of tea in China, which is ironically, as my lovely girlfriend says, almost how much it is costing to buy a copy, nowadays!!

Well done Smoove, you are so clever with these tasty reworks. I have been playing them to my mam this Friday, and she has been boogieing around the living room like a lunatic spinster!!

If you are looking for classic, and golden era hip hop that has been more slept on, than Babish Patel's mam, you will definitely be needing to have this excellent Zhigge disc, residing within the depths of your dusty milk crate!!

This one is, more fire than my mam's three bar Dimplex Electric Logs that she got as a present, when her big hunky toyboy (Gavin) won 500pounds, on a scratchcard. Oooh, it's a heater!!

Thank you , Mister Dia Tribe (number 73) these two releases are very nice to listen to as the nights draw in, and the Serengeti seems a long way off. My mam is even getting so much in the mood, that she is putting on her grass skirt and pouring an... See full review

A fantastic loud, clear and fulsome pressing, that is certain to become a jewel in many record collections. The only drawback, for me, is the shade of yellow the band have chosen. As whenever I get it out to play it, it makes me want to eat custard.... See full review

This album, is certain to please all festive funkateers and funkstresses this Christmas. With Sammy Applebaum's seminal "The Year Around Christmas" and of course, Wayne Champion's masterful "It's Xmas Time" both present and correct, my lovely... See full review

When this one is played, you will hear a sashaying beat that is almost reminiscent of "Rock Your Baby" by the mighty GEORGE McCRAE. And when you are hearing this, you will start to bop. And then you will realize, that you are not to be glued to the... See full review

Good lord, these are two monster tracks crammed together on just one seven-inched piece of plastic, that will satisfy your mam even more than her other, seven-inched piece of plastic!!

This is, such a superlative pressing. It is so quiet, with minimal cracklings, that you can hear even so much as your mam queefing, in between the tracks. I am hoping that the new album (Bag, or Die) will get such as good a treatment. So I can show my... See full review

What a fabulous album, to prance around to on a Sunday afternoon, after Sunday luncheon has been heartily consumed. It is made even better, if your friend Babish Patel is dropping by, with a fresh, unopened, bottle of poppers, that he has successfully... See full review

This really is, such a jolly slice of sunny hip hop. It is so positive in its sentiment, that even my mam found herself unable to resist tapping her toe along to it, as she relaxed her tired feet in her pedi-ease, multi-speed foot spa massager. Very nice!! See full review

A pair of fine funk remixes, that had my best friend Babish Patel panting as he pranced around his bedroom at full speed, intoxicated with unbridled, semi-orgasmic glee. To be recommended!!

Soul Supreme, has done it again, with two Dilla covers that are just so perfect to listen to whilst imbibing a small paper tube full of finely ground, jazzy cabbage!!

My mam, like me, loves this catchy song from Eddy Grant and his Equals. In fact, she has often declared that she would love to grow a slipper tree in our back garden. However, when I tried to help to facilitate this by planting one of her cozy,... See full review

This very sexy Who disc set, which was a special release for Record Store Day, is here to delight the most ardent Who fanatics with its superlative sound, fantastic tunes, and of course, such wonderful packaging. I know I will be personally poring... See full review

A crucial edit, of one of the very best latin tracks of all time. My mam was powerless to resist its boogaloo charms, and ended up shaking her big decorative maracas in such a way that I had never seen before!!

My mam, who ranks Moby's "Play" lp amongst her top ten albums of all times, really cannot get into this album. And in fact, as she is repeatedly saying to me, the grey vinyl is emblematic of the contents of the album - that is, the music is quite... See full review

These lovely, easier listening versions, of Alan Green's best "hits" are just so right and perfect for my mam, who likes to put this record on, when she is needing to clam down, after another big argument with the lady next door, whom she hates so much!!

This is a MOLTEN HOT slab of pulsating FONK on wax, that will have any self-respecting FUNKATEER, prancing as though they have accidentally sat on Sonic the Hedgehog, and now are frantically trying to extract a number of razor sharp needles, from... See full review

These two nuggets of intense, P-FUNK goodness will have you boogieing with so much gusto, that you will be completely tuckered out by the time the needle reaches the end of side two. You might even need to, sit down and have three or four puffs on... See full review