The Non-Prophets are a couple of straight-edge disaholics who have nothing better to do than create amazing hip-hop. This up-and-coming hip-hop phenomenon is another branch off of The Secret Service crew and consists of big-nosed Joey Beats on production, and small-dicked Sage Francis on vocals.

This duo is dangerous if for nothing other than their hateful animosity towards a mainstream culture that would never accept them no matter how tight they rolled their acid washed jeans in 8th grade.